Note: This article is a text summary of the Sentinels vs. FunPlus Phoenix post-match press conference and will be updated shortly. The full video press conference can be found here.
Note: This article is a text summary of the Sentinels vs. FunPlus Phoenix post-match press conference and will be updated shortly. The full video press conference can be found here.
I met TenZ at the gas station today, I asked for a picture and he "accidentally" pulled out a baseball bat from his pocket and proceeded to "accidentally" hit me until I was begging for mercy. After hearing this, he called his friends, that were outside, and "accidentally" gave them some baseball bats and they hit me until I lost touch with reality. Then he gave me a free valornant lesson and big smooch which was pretty cool I guess.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Tenz... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left C9 and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first and second masters with SEN, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. 2022-2023 were hard years for us baby, but in 2024 you're making history happen.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WE'RE SO BACK" Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Tyson Ngo.
I’ve seen TenZ play, he doesn’t even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent’s eyes.