It's like I've ascended to a higher plane of existence. My reflexes have improved in real life; I dodged a falling leaf the other day. My aim is so on point now that I threw a paper ball into a trash can from across the room without looking. I even started hearing whispers of ancient wisdom—turns out, it's just my neighbors, but still, pretty profound. Honestly, who needs Radiant when you can achieve spiritual transcendence? 5 days without Valorant, and I've become a sage. Should I even go back to playing? Or is this my new reality?