Breaking News: Valorant Agents Demand Buffs to Survive Ranked Solo Queue
In an unprecedented move, the agents of Valorant have gone on strike, demanding buffs to survive the terrors of ranked solo queue. Jett was seen dashing away with a protest sign that read, "More Dash, Less Trash!" while Phoenix tried to set fire to the matchmaking algorithm.
Sage, usually the calm and collected healer, had this to say: "I can revive teammates, but not their broken spirits after a 13-0 loss. We need better matchmaking, not just my healing orb."
Brimstone added fuel to the fire with his ultimatum: "Give us better comms or I’ll smoke off the entire map indefinitely."
Riot Games responded with a statement saying they are looking into the demands but reminded the agents that "dodging" is not a viable strategy in real life. Meanwhile, Omen has been spotted lurking in the shadows, whispering, "I am everywhere... except in your team comms."
Stay tuned for more updates as this situation develops, and remember, folks, don't be the Reyna who lurks in spawn – your team needs you!
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