Oh, SEN Valorant team? Yeah, I know them—they're like a tutorial level that's stuck on easy mode. Watching them try to clutch a round is like watching someone try to thread a needle with boxing gloves on. I mean, come on, they rotate slower than internet explorer trying to load a high-res image. Their strategy is about as unpredictable as a sitcom rerun.
And their aim? I've seen more precision in a toddler's coloring book. Every time they line up for a shot, it's a real coin toss. Heads, they miss the shot; tails, they miss it but accidentally hit the right button for a smoke.
Let’s talk map control. If you've ever wondered what it looks like when a team doesn't have it, just watch one of their matches. They get surprised by flanks more often than a horror movie character who's never heard of looking behind them.
And their post-plant setups? It's like they're trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with all the edge pieces missing. There's always that one guy playing so far off-site, you’d think he’s trying to find a new map to play on. When they do manage to get the spike down, watching them defend it is like a comedy of errors—except it’s not funny if you're rooting for them.
Team chemistry? More like a science experiment gone wrong. They switch players in and out like someone trying different filters on a photo, hoping it'll look better, but nah, it's still just a photo of a dumpster fire. Sometimes, you wonder if their comms are just accidental mutes or strategic silence to make the enemy feel overconfident.
SEN's strategies are so outdated, you’d think their playbook was written on parchment. Every game, it’s the same old script: "Guess we’ll just try the same thing again and hope it works this time." Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
And let’s not forget their utility usage. Watching them use their ults is like watching someone save their gift cards for something special, only to let them expire. Timing? What's that? They throw out their abilities like someone making spaghetti at the wall, hoping something sticks.
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