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I used to jerk off to angry birds.

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Triibal

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking.
I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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Chakshu
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we dont need this info brother

#3
Enro321
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what the sigma 🤓☝️

#4
Chakshu
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just enjoy your ban brother

#5
n1cf
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I used to jerk off to Alex from Minecraft

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Chakshu
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n1cf [#5]

I used to jerk off to Alex from Minecraft

bro............................
pls............................
We really don't need info like this
also please refrain from releasing such important info to others

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Chakshu [#6]

bro............................
pls............................
We really don't need info like this
also please refrain from releasing such important info to others

Also Chika from Fnaf

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Simp4S0m
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I used to jerk off to gardevoir. Bro when they showed her in anime for the first time she’s my first crush. I actually got over her then gamefreak decided to release Mega Gardevoir. That was my relapse. I swore I would get over her but that ass man

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Zikos
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Get help

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Psion
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Simp4S0m [#8]

I used to jerk off to gardevoir. Bro when they showed her in anime for the first time she’s my first crush. I actually got over her then gamefreak decided to release Mega Gardevoir. That was my relapse. I swore I would get over her but that ass man

truly a japan moment

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n1cf
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Simp4S0m [#8]

I used to jerk off to gardevoir. Bro when they showed her in anime for the first time she’s my first crush. I actually got over her then gamefreak decided to release Mega Gardevoir. That was my relapse. I swore I would get over her but that ass man

Miltank..

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Simp4S0m
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n1cf [#11]

Miltank..

HUH

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dezzo
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Simp4S0m [#8]

I used to jerk off to gardevoir. Bro when they showed her in anime for the first time she’s my first crush. I actually got over her then gamefreak decided to release Mega Gardevoir. That was my relapse. I swore I would get over her but that ass man

least weird nrg fan

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n1cf
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Simp4S0m [#12]

HUH

you wont get it

#15
hunkkz
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Wtf

#16
_Esdeath_
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n1cf [#11]

Miltank..

lmfao miltank is fucking crazy

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Chakshu
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n1cf [#7]

Also Chika from Fnaf

naah how wait leave how first
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#18
Number1_xeus_fan
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n1cf [#7]

Also Chika from Fnaf

How the fuck do we have so many things in common

#19
ZPEmE
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wtf

#20
melon_fan
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What the fuck

#21
Bald_man
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holy sigma

#22
Zeah
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n1cf [#14]

you wont get it

i need explanation

#23
bricky_
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man, i used to jerk off to queen archer -_-

#24
n1cf
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bricky_ [#23]

man, i used to jerk off to queen archer -_-

type shit

#25
0fcuZ
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This is so inspiring!

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