I saw Leonardo Dicaprio at my local LIDL store

I see a guy in front of the soda bottles.

Since I wanted to buy some, I went over to him, looking to stop him if he tried to steal them, it's Lidl after all, it would be a crime against humanity.

As I approached, he seemed confused, and so I said to him:

• Are you okay, my good sir?

Then he raised his head and oh my god, it was him.

Since I can speak decent English, I tried to ask him.

• Leo', that is you ?

• Yes, it isn't. - he replied.

It was him, but then he gave me a look that spoke volumes: he wanted to stay under the radar in the store, and it wasn't long before he told me:

• Please, I'm anonymous in this shopping, don't revelate.

Then I gave him a friendly pat on the shoulder:

• No problem Leo', have a nice day.

He gave me a smile, which I returned, and I left. But still, it's crazy to think I saw Dicaprio at the Lidl store ...

Here's a picture for those who don't believe me: https://imgur.com/a/9EdamiY

OP definitely isn't retarded

brotha, ask him to take off the sunglasses or something. how are you going to get a photo without any distinguishing facial features? so many different men could have the same beard type and color. admittedly, it does look a bit like him in terms of face shape, but that's about where the similarities end. NO HATE if it is him...

this is NOT leonardo dicaprio 😭😭😭