give me prime 2.0 phantom in my shop riot!!!!!!!!!!
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give me prime 2.0 phantom in my shop riot
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Hello saloo, this is Riot Games. We heard and recognized your request for prime 2.0 phantom skin, and definitely want to sell you our $30 skin, which we overprice to compensate for the fact we can't use loot boxes lest we get accused of encouraging gambling to children. However there are several things that prevent us from doing this, mainly the fact that while using our intrusive anti-cheat software in order to sell your information to the Chinese Communist Party, we discovered a disturbing amount of furry hentai. Because of this we think it would be prudent for you to stop using your computer all together and reflect what paths you took in life. Thanks as always, Riot Games (and make sure to let people know that League will always be better than Dota.)
Hello schlong, this is Tencent, owner of Riot Games. After reading your reply on the given situation we would like you to kindly accept the fact that you have been fired from the company, anything said against the Chinese Communist Party will not be tolerated at any cost. If you find a weird amount of communists outside your house, let that be a warning. Our Winnie the pooh leader will not tolerate such claims and your family now has been taken hostage and flown over to Beijing until further notice. Thanks as always, Tencent
Hello Paracosm, this is President Xi Jinping of the Chinese Communist Party. After reviewing your comment I have deemed it to be unsatisfactory to our country's standards, as you forgot to salute me by saying "Glory to our beloved leader Xi Jinping" at the end of your reply to a Riot Games employee. Because of this grave error you can start packing your bags, as we will grant you a free vacation to a manual labor camp where you will spend the rest of your life reflecting on the disrespect you have showed me. Also note the fact that we will wipe your identity off the face of the internet so no one may remember you. Warmest regards, the great and venerable Xi Jinping
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