Pujan "Fenis" Mehta. Legend has it that when his mom was in labor, he assisted the nurses in giving birth to himself. His brain was so massive that when the doctors tried to CT scan his brain, the resulting scan was so large they couldn't comprehend it. Pujan's actions were beyond the realm of human understanding, something that ordinary people like you and me cannot fathom. When Pujan breathes, he's actually removing oxygen from the atmosphere that a serial killer could have breathed on the other side of the world, thus killing the serial killer. When Pujan eats, he's actually helping the global economy. You might ask me how, but I do not know because nobody knows what happens inside that palace of wisdom. The good news is that the US Government has recognized Fenis' aim and brilliance, which is why they indirectly seek Fenis' talents in national security through the sponsorship of NRG by the Army National Guard.
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