remember these quotes:
"It will probably get worse"
"Why climb mountains when there are perfectly good elevators?"
"The glass isn't half full or half empty; it's just disappointing."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late riser gets brunch."
"Why aim for the stars when you can bingewatch from your couch?"
"Life is like a rollercoaster: it's expensive, overrated, and makes you nauseous."
"Procrastination: because eventually is just another day."
"The only constant in life is that nothing ever meets expectations."
"Dream big, wake up, and embrace disappointment."
"Expectation is the root of all headaches; stick to ignorance."
"Ambition is the path to an overrated life."
"The grass is always greener on the other side until you get there and realize it's fake." (relatable)
"Why take risks when you can comfortably dwell in the realm of 'what if'?"
"Hope is the carrot dangled in front of the perpetually gullible."
"Success is for those who enjoy sleepless nights and anxiety attacks."
"Why be a superhero when you can be an average Joe?"
"Life's a journey, but the destination is often disappointing."
"Why aim for the sky when the ground is so much softer?"
"Opportunity knocks, but mostly it just asks for directions."
Why fly when you can crawl and avoid turbulence?
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