WHY YOUR TEAM WONT BE GOOD

All VCT Americas watchers, comment down bellow what team you think will be good and i will explain with logic why your team wont click.
The only team i wont do is Loud cuz Saadhak is the Greatest Valorant IGL of all Time, there is no way bro will underperform.

EDIT: also Leviatan, i forgot about Lev, they will also be goated

Why did the All VCT Americas watcher cross the road?

To get to the other side of the hype train, only to realize that their team will disappoint them.

sentinel

nrg

bonkashi [#3]

sentinel

What did the Sentinel agent say to the other agents?

"I'm always watching."

veneri [#4]

nrg

Why did NRG cross the road?

To get to the other side of the VALORANT competitive scene, only to realize that they still won't win against Sentinels.

This joke is funny because it is a reference to NRG's rivalry with Sentinels. It also plays on the stereotype of NRG being a team that always comes close to winning but never quite gets there.

Furia

KyLZi [#7]

Furia

What does Furia and a fire alarm have in common?

They both go off at the slightest hint of danger.

Cloud 9

Oh boy.........EG

BLuko [#10]

Oh boy.........EG

What do you call a boy who loves EG? An E-boy!

bonkashi [#3]

sentinel

Sentinel will not be good because:

• Communications (https://www.vlr.gg/282790/br-is-not-emea)
• Pancada has been benched
• TenZ does not fit the team Role-Wise
• Sentinels is a content org, it focuses on Hype and views, not trophies, which is why Sacy and TenZ are in the team in the first place, Sacy is good, but he and Pancada are mostly there for the BR views.
• The Management is out of touch, any hiccup will lead to the premature firing of staff and players, overall not a stable enviroment

veneri [#4]

nrg

NRG will not be good because:

• No Proper IGL
• Ethan is not a Tactician, which means his mid-rouding is sub-par
• Victor and Crashies underperformed under NA's best IGL, who even believes they will perform without him
• Marved is too predictable in his midrounding
• Chet will continue to be overworked, regardless of assistant, since now the IGL cannot assist.
• Demon1 is not a miracle maker, he kills, but he is infact, a teamplayer, he excells with the team. not despite it.

LimiNaL [#9]

Cloud 9

He doesnt say anything because he knows they will be the best team in the world lmao

KyLZi [#7]

Furia

Furia will not be good because:

• Kon4n is good at drilling the basics, but he is no saadhak, Furia will do the basics well, but lack the creativity to Explore the meta
• Liazzi is new to the Controller role, which is incredibly difficult to adapt to, especially to duelists.
• Koy (coach) does not have a history of high level strat making, but a more "inspirational coach" approach
• Furia will become predictable
• Khalil is not consistent enough, which is essential for defensive roles like his

Dolphin [#14]

He doesnt say anything because he knows they will be the best team in the world lmao

Vanity is a choker
Jakee fraud
Curry clears wippie
Mitch is old

Dolphin [#14]

He doesnt say anything because he knows they will be the best team in the world lmao

He doesn't say anything because all the people knows clown 9 is shit

LimiNaL [#9]

Cloud 9

Cloud 9 will not be good because:

• The entire team is too agressive for their own good, and tend to overpeek
• Vanity is not a top tier IGL
• Even with OXY carrying, the team cant sustain momentum to secure rounds, if OXY is dead, the round is lost.
• One and Done tactics, they make flashy weird plays that only work in one series, any decent IGL can hard counter them in rematches, Furia is an example
• Xeppa is insconsistent

BLuko [#10]

Oh boy.........EG

EG will not be good because:

• They lost the pieces
• They stained their reputation, which will hinder the quality of their pickups
• They lost ziks
• What made them evolve fast was their 10-man roster scrims, which hardened the team very fast.
• There is a reason Boostio was the IGL instead of Screwface, yes screwface is goos at imitating other playstyles, but there is no guarantee his aim withstands the pressure of pro-play, or that he can translate what Potter creates into the gameplay
• The only options they have for IGL & Duelist are subpar (looking at you shahzam)
• Brawk is a good option for initiator but i doubt he will sign with EG after the contract fiasco

LEV ; and i will contradict your Points with also Logic and facts

ionlyHave1Zuni [#20]

LEV ; and i will contradict your Points with also Logic and facts

Leviatan will not be good because:

• the honeymoon fase will end
• I dont know anything else cuz too many things have to go wrong for this team to underperform so Touché.

cioccolat [#21]

Leviatan will not be good because:

• the honeymoon fase will end
• I dont know anything else cuz too many things have to go wrong for this team to underperform so Touché.

ratio

cioccolat [#13]

NRG will not be good because:

• No Proper IGL
• Ethan is not a Tactician, which means his mid-rouding is sub-par
• Victor and Crashies underperformed under NA's best IGL, who even believes they will perform without him
• Marved is too predictable in his midrounding
• Chet will continue to be overworked, regardless of assistant, since now the IGL cannot assist.
• Demon1 is not a miracle maker, he kills, but he is infact, a teamplayer, he excells with the team. not despite it.

crashies underperformed, victor didn't

ionlyHave1Zuni [#20]

LEV ; and i will contradict your Points with also Logic and facts

king isn't a good igl

uwukitten [#24]

king isn't a good igl

And who do u think is a good igl lil guy??? Boaster ??🤣🤣🤣🤣 lets get u ice cream now shall we buddy ☺️☺️☺️

ionlyHave1Zuni [#25]

And who do u think is a good igl lil guy??? Boaster ??🤣🤣🤣🤣 lets get u ice cream now shall we buddy ☺️☺️☺️

no I don't think boaster is a good igl 🗿

uwukitten [#24]

king isn't a good igl

good thing LEV has Kingg, NZR and Tex as igls

cioccolat [#27]

good thing LEV has Kingg, NZR and Tex as igls

tex 💀

cioccolat [#12]

Sentinel will not be good because:

• Communications (https://www.vlr.gg/282790/br-is-not-emea)
• Pancada has been benched
• TenZ does not fit the team Role-Wise
• Sentinels is a content org, it focuses on Hype and views, not trophies, which is why Sacy and TenZ are in the team in the first place, Sacy is good, but he and Pancada are mostly there for the BR views.
• The Management is out of touch, any hiccup will lead to the premature firing of staff and players, overall not a stable enviroment

Most of these are assumptions based on arguments without considering the other side.

Dephh and sycho had to go, they didn’t belong on a franchised team in the first place..

TenZ is demonstrating himself as a powerful flex. Assuming duelists can’t play other roles is absurd. Look at alfa, zekken and asuna (weak example). Find more examples of duelists NOT flexing roles well than vice versa.

Pancada being benched solves communication. And there’s only hypothesis wether that’ll be a great or bad swap. Zellsis can mid round and frag on any Role.

Sentinels have won trophies who are you to say their not focused on winning AND dominating viewership?

Anyway…. Sen fans are super annoying but so are sen haters

Eyedd [#29]

Most of these are assumptions based on arguments without considering the other side.

Dephh and sycho had to go, they didn’t belong on a franchised team in the first place..

TenZ is demonstrating himself as a powerful flex. Assuming duelists can’t play other roles is absurd. Look at alfa, zekken and asuna (weak example). Find more examples of duelists NOT flexing roles well than vice versa.

Pancada being benched solves communication. And there’s only hypothesis wether that’ll be a great or bad swap. Zellsis can mid round and frag on any Role.

Sentinels have won trophies who are you to say their not focused on winning AND dominating viewership?

Anyway…. Sen fans are super annoying but so are sen haters

"dephh doesnt belong on a franchised team" lol he was on xset last year. Also sentinels won A trophy, dont make it plural pls.

G2

Eyedd [#29]

Most of these are assumptions based on arguments without considering the other side.

Dephh and sycho had to go, they didn’t belong on a franchised team in the first place..

TenZ is demonstrating himself as a powerful flex. Assuming duelists can’t play other roles is absurd. Look at alfa, zekken and asuna (weak example). Find more examples of duelists NOT flexing roles well than vice versa.

Pancada being benched solves communication. And there’s only hypothesis wether that’ll be a great or bad swap. Zellsis can mid round and frag on any Role.

Sentinels have won trophies who are you to say their not focused on winning AND dominating viewership?

Anyway…. Sen fans are super annoying but so are sen haters

copium

100T

Poge [#2]

Why did the All VCT Americas watcher cross the road?

To get to the other side of the hype train, only to realize that their team will disappoint them.

flair

Applause for cioccolat for the good analysis about each NA team and poge for the jokes

ionlyHave1Zuni [#16]

Vanity is a choker
Jakee fraud
Curry clears wippie
Mitch is old

Mitch is old

Bud is in 2022 🗿

fraudnatic

Orangepanda [#35]

Applause for cioccolat for the good analysis about each NA team and poge for the jokes

thank you panda