Post your best rizz pickup lines

So I can steal them

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I got candy in my van get in

"u want skin?"

are you fridge because I want to put my meat inside you

uwu

Simp4S0m [#5]

are you fridge because I want to put my meat inside you

rizz god 🔥🔥🔥

dexter000111 [#3]

I got candy in my van get in

Bro thought he could become the next rizz king by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller💀bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way💀 that shit just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro💀bro got that canon event baby gronk waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro💀 we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled mr chedda sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro💀 that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro💀thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro💀fr bro💀

G'day, mate! Great to see ya! So, I reckon you need a bit of my Aussie expertise, eh? No worries, I'm here to lend a hand, just like a true blue cobber! Tell me what's crackin', and we'll sort it out faster than a kangaroo hops! Fair dinkum! 🦘 🇳🇿

stars could gleam all throughout the night sky, and yet I'd still prefer to watch them through your eyes.

:$ ur killing me cutie stawwp :3 <333 I duno how to do emotes on twitter... But mwah :$ <3

goofyahh1447 [#8]

Bro thought he could become the next rizz king by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller💀bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way💀 that shit just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro💀bro got that canon event baby gronk waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro💀 we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled mr chedda sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro💀 that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro💀thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro💀fr bro💀

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LyCan52 [#11]

:$ ur killing me cutie stawwp :3 <333 I duno how to do emotes on twitter... But mwah :$ <3

wth lycan