Diebs [#4]
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.
Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.
My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."
Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face.
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