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balax [#4]what is the copypasta?
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9am - Group masturbation
10am - Group masturbation
11am - Group masturbation
12pm - Group masturbation
1pm - Vod review
2pm - Group masturbation
3pm - Group masturbation
4pm - Group masturbation
5pm - Group masturbation
6pm - Deathmatch
7pm - Scrimmage
8pm - Scrimmage
9pm - Group masturbation
10pm - Review demo
11pm - Solo masturbation
ash_knuckles [#5]BREAKING: Natus Vincere "enhanced training" regiment leaked:
8am - Group masturbation
9am - Group masturbation
10am - Group masturbation
11am - Group masturbation
12pm - Group masturbation
1pm - Vod review
2pm - Group masturbation
3pm - Group masturbation
4pm - Group masturbation
5pm - Group masturbation
6pm - Deathmatch
7pm - Scrimmage
8pm - Scrimmage
9pm - Group masturbation
10pm - Review demo
11pm - Solo masturbation
wait wrong one
balax [#4]what is the copypasta?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
ash_knuckles [#5]BREAKING: Natus Vincere "enhanced training" regiment leaked:
8am - Group masturbation
9am - Group masturbation
10am - Group masturbation
11am - Group masturbation
12pm - Group masturbation
1pm - Vod review
2pm - Group masturbation
3pm - Group masturbation
4pm - Group masturbation
5pm - Group masturbation
6pm - Deathmatch
7pm - Scrimmage
8pm - Scrimmage
9pm - Group masturbation
10pm - Review demo
11pm - Solo masturbation
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cocoluna [#9]Uh that’s Jame’s routine with Virtus Pro and Outsiders
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ash_knuckles [#6]wait wrong one
is this the correct one?
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( • ~ •)
/ > 🍆 want cock?
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( • - •)
🍆< \ have you been good?
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( • w •)
/ >🍆 then you can have my cock!
{_/}
( - -)
/ >🍆 but just a suck..
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(✦-✦)
/ >🍆 OH! KEEP SUCKING!
{_/}
( @ @)
/ >🍆💦💦 OH FUCK! cums all over you
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