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guys cmon let's really stop saying that, it's not nice

🚀💥 Breaking News! 💥🚀

🎮 Did you hear the word on the digital streets? Tenz and yay went head to head in a secret underground VALORANT match, and sources say Tenz played using only one hand and blindfolded while sipping his latte, and STILL outperformed yay. 😲💥

🕶️ Word is, Tenz's gaming chair isn't even a gaming chair. It's just a floating cloud because he's literally on another level. ☁️🌈 While yay might have the skills, Tenz has the... galaxy brain? Some even say he doesn't even look at the screen, he just feels the pixels. 🧠✨

🎧 Rumor has it that every time yay buys a new headset, Tenz gets an upgrade directly installed into his brain. Direct audio feed! No headphones required! 🤯

👟 Also, let's not forget the ultimate proof: Tenz's sneaker game. Clearly, someone with such impeccable taste in kicks is automatically superior in VALORANT. It's just science. 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬