If you have any questions about Britain, feel free to ask me. It can be as ridiculous as you want, as long as you're not being over the top.
Inspired by QIQ, who made a similar thread on Japan
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danii1 [#2]Hi 😌
Ermmm... i am NOT going to repeat your original message as it was highly inappropriate and included cuss words. I am so grateful that you decided to edit your comment and not let the negativity be spread. 😀
benjy [#3]Ermmm... i am NOT going to repeat your original message as it was highly inappropriate and included cuss words. I am so grateful that you decided to edit your comment and not let the negativity be spread. 😀
I'm sorry. I let it get into my head. BUT ITS ANNOYINGGG
B1itz [#4]Can you give a single good reason we shouldnt blow the entirety of Britain off the face of the Earth
why we shouldnt*
Do british people exist? Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .
Mca [#8]Do you guys have tea hours? And Dark Academia aesthetic represent English unis?
they actually have tea hours (not a joke)
B1itz [#4]Can you give a single good reason we shouldnt blow the entirety of Britain off the face of the Earth
benjyfishy
number1_cned_hater [#9]Do british people exist? Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .
help
bronzil_enjoyer [#18]you should know him he's ur title bro
sorry I have made a mistake I am not talking about Brian Griffin I am talking about Britain 🇬🇧
adilKhan [#22]Is British food really as bland and as bad as people make it out to be?
It is pretty bland yeah
LyCan52 [#25]can u say bottle of water (u know how u have to say🗿)
Grrrrrrrr most of us don’t say it like that! Idk how I’m going to say it to you tho pal
nutab1e [#27]whats the name of the dog from family guy i forgot
Pretty sure his name is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
number1_cned_hater [#9]Do british people exist? Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .
The US has their hamburgers.... from hamburg?
the english have historically been a pretty whatevers easiest when it comes to food. But what I think of when I think of English food is the continental breakfast (obviously a combination of cuisines from the rest of europe and the High Tea which is very british.
Also good baked beans are fucking delicous.
also english tea is very different from Asian Tea because it would so off on the ships lol, but British people have been historically very proud of their colonial empire and they'd use different cuisines and dishes from around the world to make a very interesting melting pot of culture and identity in england which is something I admire from them. Because throughout history we can really only fine two major empires which were super open to world culture, the english and the romans. The French and especially the ottomans were in fact very strict about how they censored other cultures, they as a society were extremely dissmissive about maintaining their own cultural practices and none other which in itself is somewhat of a noble thing but I wont get into it.
A further note on tea is that Cha is a fresh tea, they practically pick the leaf and then put it in hot water, With Tea they dry it, crush it then drown it, The only paralell between the two teas is the plant it comes from (obviously the tea tree).
One a final note: get fkn help
TS_ChedZ [#31]It's legit only americans who dislike the dialect.
Not american and i dislike it chedz
benjy [#26]Grrrrrrrr most of us don’t say it like that! Idk how I’m going to say it to you tho pal
that's a weird way to say it
TS_ChedZ [#32]The US has their hamburgers.... from hamburg?
the english have historically been a pretty whatevers easiest when it comes to food. But what I think of when I think of English food is the continental breakfast (obviously a combination of cuisines from the rest of europe and the High Tea which is very british.
Also good baked beans are fucking delicous.also english tea is very different from Asian Tea because it would so off on the ships lol, but British people have been historically very proud of their colonial empire and they'd use different cuisines and dishes from around the world to make a very interesting melting pot of culture and identity in england which is something I admire from them. Because throughout history we can really only fine two major empires which were super open to world culture, the english and the romans. The French and especially the ottomans were in fact very strict about how they censored other cultures, they as a society were extremely dissmissive about maintaining their own cultural practices and none other which in itself is somewhat of a noble thing but I wont get into it.
A further note on tea is that Cha is a fresh tea, they practically pick the leaf and then put it in hot water, With Tea they dry it, crush it then drown it, The only paralell between the two teas is the plant it comes from (obviously the tea tree).
One a final note: get fkn help
u do realize that was a joke....
PRLV [#37]What are your relations with Scotland and N. Ireland? Are you guys hostile to each other?
No we’re not hostile with each other especially Scotland
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