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Diebs

Can someone leak which team diablo is joining
Here's a short rap I wrote for him

In Valorant's arena, there's a name that rings out loud,
"Yay," el diablo, he's standing tall and proud,
With the Operator, he's got that deadly aim,
When he's on the server, it's not just a game.

They say "el diablo" 'cause he's got that devil's touch,
Every shot he takes, it's a game of clutch,
From 2021 to 2022, his reign's been so divine,
In the world of Valorant, he's on the incline.

Headshots for breakfast, flick shots for lunch,
When he's in the zone, you know it's a hunch,
That victory's coming, no matter the fight,
With "yay" on your team, it's gonna be alright.

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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Discord AI BOT ass Rap

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Diebs

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better than your wack tenz rap

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Oi, Diebs, you think you're tough,
But in reality, you're just a bluff.
Claiming you're a G, but you're really a clown,
Your rhymes are weak, they make me frown.

You chat all big, but where's the proof?
Your game is weak, you're just a spoof.
You're all talk, no action, no clout,
I'll leave you shook, no doubt.

You're a wasteman, a proper mug,
Thinking you're hard, but you're just a bug.
Step back, bruv, know your place,
You're just a disgrace to the UK rap race.

So take a seat, take a pause,
'Cause your rhymes are flawed, full of flaws.
Diebs, you're a joke, a proper waste,
In this rap game, you've got no taste.

I'm out, leaving you in the dust,
Diebs, you're just a nobody, no one to trust.
Keep dreaming, keep pretending you're tough,
But we all know, you're just not enough.

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Diebs

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"Ain't Reading Allat," that's the motto I keep,
In a world full of noise, I'm staying unique,
I filter through the chatter, keep my focus intact,
They throw words like daggers, but I ain't reading all that.

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Can't read, can't comprehend,
Your words, they just don't extend.
Ain't reading allat, that's what you claim,
But your disstrack, it's weak, it's lame.

You try to diss, but you miss the mark,
Your rhymes are feeble, just a spark.
I rise above, don't waste my time,
Your insults, they're just nursery rhymes.

So keep trying, but you can't compete,
I'm on another level, it's bittersweet.
Ain't reading allat, that's yo motto, you see,
But your disstrack, it ain't affecting me.

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You say I can't read, but let's get it straight,
Your lines are so basic, they're second-rate.
Ain't reading allat, that's your claim to fame,
But your disstrack's softer than a candle's flame.

You call my disstrack weak, well, that's your view,
But I'll break you down with rhymes that ring true.
You're rising above, but you're all talk, no bite,
I'm the rap heavyweight, ready for the fight.

You claim I can't comprehend, but here's the deal,
Your verses are shallow, like a dried-up rill.
I'm in a different league, on a higher plane,
Ain't reading allat, but I'm spitting that flame.

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Diebs

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wtf this shit is so bad

#13

ionlyHave1Zuni

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Diebs, your rap's a joke,
I clear you with a single stroke.

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Diebs

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you only got 1 Zuni,
you're nothing but broke.

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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One Zuni worth three trillion, that's the deal,
But your rhymes are weak, can't even make me feel.
You try to diss, but you're just a joke,
I'm on another level, you just SUCK 🤣

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LyCan52

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allat just to say yay is the GOAT 🐐

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Diebs

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riyal and true

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AstroGalaxy

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Read all of dat just for me to head to sleep

SEN WIN

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Diebs

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goodnight

#SENCITY

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XanXanUk

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Whenever on sight appears yay
Every person screams "Oh my!"
All hopes of NA are now on yay
Instead of Ardiis, the spy.

Whenver pros need to enter site
they remember yay
They know exactly how to enter site:
they watched the guide made by yay.

fk English, turns out yay is pronounced yey and not yay :/

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In the heat of battle, where shots resound,
Yay's precision, a talent so renowned,
His aim, a laser, never missing a beat,
With every headshot, he takes a seat.

But Ardiis, the spy, lurks in the dark,
A cunning player with a stealthy spark,
He sneaks behind them, a silent ghost,
Plotting strategies to hurt them most.

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XanXanUk

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daym, that's good, you or ai?

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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daym, that's good, you or ai?

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Diebs

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def not ai...