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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
mrGoudas [#2]i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
ardiis said unless u change flair to NAVI he ain't replying
mrGoudas [#5]Done
He's still waiting for the navi official announcement cuz can't leak the signing...
This seems reasonable, americas ones are probably the most uncertain, if prx are hard trolling while they figure out comps at the start then t1 might make it if they don't just get hard aim diffed. I would garuntee that DRX Fnatic and EDG make it to Madrid, everyone else can depend on how things shape out in the new year.
Your list seems very good though I'd change lev out for SEN just because being on the SEN copium is very fun
samhatts [#7]This seems reasonable, americas ones are probably the most uncertain, if prx are hard trolling while they figure out comps at the start then t1 might make it if they don't just get hard aim diffed. I would garuntee that DRX Fnatic and EDG make it to Madrid, everyone else can depend on how things shape out in the new year.
Your list seems very good though I'd change lev out for SEN just because being on the SEN copium is very fun
i am a T1 fan, but idk how i feel about xccurate.sure he is great in ranked and was great in CS, but he hasnt played an official match in over 15 months and ranked =/= pro play, and hes in he starting roster
as for SEN, i just dont believe that johnqt is good enough to IGL a team to top 2 in americas. sure he looked great on M80 last year but he was playing vs teams like OR and DSG, and i js dont think he is on the same level as some other IGL's
mysterii [#8]i am a T1 fan, but idk how i feel about xccurate.sure he is great in ranked and was great in CS, but he hasnt played an official match in over 15 months and ranked =/= pro play, and hes in he starting roster
as for SEN, i just dont believe that johnqt is good enough to IGL a team to top 2 in americas. sure he looked great on M80 last year but he was playing vs teams like OR and DSG, and i js dont think he is on the same level as some other IGL's
Sounds pretty logical, SEN all the way(other than prx) tenz BATCHEST.
As for xcurrate, yes he's an unknown quantity but so was carpe and overwatch is more different than Cs, so maybe he's better than carpe??????? Who knows saya king and xeta is good anyways
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