theres a big ahh spider in the bathroom

what do i do, its about the size of my fist (big hands)

run and never go back

eat it

move

Kill it

Let it bite you

Chance you might turn into spiderman

Burn the house down

leave bro alone it wont do shit

spiders are the goat insect (basically insect) fr

use the ardis copy pasta

yawnster [#6]

Let it bite you

Chance you might turn into spiderman

didnt end well, got a huge bump on my ass cheek

Let it bite you, free ticket to spider-verse

queueK [#8]

leave bro alone it wont do shit

spiders are the goat insect (basically insect) fr

Dragon Flies >>

let it bite you and you can become spiderman...

Run

Rodu [#12]

Dragon Flies >>

based

queueK [#8]

leave bro alone it wont do shit

spiders are the goat insect (basically insect) fr

bro you know what, its scary but i know it deserves to live, im trying to throw him out the window, will it survive? i think a plastic cup is too small for it.

h786 [#16]

bro you know what, its scary but i know it deserves to live, im trying to throw him out the window, will it survive? i think a plastic cup is too small for it.

based. it will probably live spiders are too light to take fall damage usually

Throw a shoe at it

DIEM [#13]

let it bite you and you can become spiderman...

https://www.newsweek.com/boy-8-let-black-widow-bite-because-wanted-become-spiderman-1816883

if a glass is too small get a tupperware
put tupperware over spider
slide piece of paper underneath
throw outside

realcavemanshit [#20]

if a glass is too small get a tupperware
put tupperware over spider
slide piece of paper underneath
throw outside

it disappeared away by the time i checked back... idk where it is.. time to airbnb my house for a few weeks.

Never back down