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You know what I told her?

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Simp4S0m

I told her 💃 to drive over in yo' new whip, 🚘 bring some friends you cool with 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️💁‍♀️
I'ma bring the cool whip, 🚙 then I want you to strip 😋
See, you is my new chick, 👸 so we get our grind on 😉
She be grabbin', ☺️ callin' me Biggie 😳 like Shyne home 😄
Man, I swear, she fine homes, 😍 why she always lyin' though? 😩
Tellin' me them diamonds, 💎 when she know they rhinestones 🤢
She got a light-skinned friend 🙋🏼‍♀️look like Michael Jackson 😎
Got a dark-skinned friend 🙋🏾‍♀️ look like Michael Jackson 😎
I played Ready for the World, 🌎 she was ready for some action 🤪
My dog said you ain't no freak 😌 so you 'bout to prove my man wrong 😝
I'ma play this Vandross, 😯 you gon' take yo' pants off 😆
I'ma play this Gladys Knight, ☺️ me and you gon' get right 😚

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Simp4S0m
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Now, Kanye, 🐐 I know I told you 🫵 to slow it down, baby 🥺
It's good, 👌 it's all good, 👍 it's beautiful ☺️
But now 😣 I need you to do it faster, baby 😖
Can you please? 😭 Do it faster, 😫 baby, do it faster! 😩
Damn, baby, I can't do it that fast 😔
But I know somebody who can, 😁 Twista!

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