Your response was quick asf - GOOD JOB, you're getting better. You posted after 2.13 minutes - Holyyy ER is smoking quietly in the corner compared to you
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Here I got your "how I spent the first days of the summer" homework fixed... you need to loosen up a bit in your writing or you'll choke the crap out of it... Ohh and are you sure that it ended on "...and I mean it?" Or there is also part 2 in production somewhere? 🦄
I was enjoying myself at the waterslide when I noticed a large shadow casting over the pool. Looking up, I saw Ardiis approaching, and he jumped into the pool, creating a massive wave that knocked me unconscious.
Upon waking up, I found myself chained in a rather warm and inviting room where Ardiis was streaming the game VALORANT on Twitch. He kept using the word "hanafuuji" repeatedly, which amazed me. Surprisingly, the chains were made of <skipping this for a reason>, and feeling confused and hungry, I managed to lick and suck them until I could break free. I sneaked out of the room, presuming it was his mother's basement.
As I searched the house for an exit, I came to the front door. Outside, a furious gathering of Unicorns were protesting Ardiis. I tried to flee the situation quickly, but Ardiis stopped me, gently relaxing me. He then used his great magic powers to vanquish the enraged Unicorns.
I succumbed to my ecstasy, astounded by its pure beauty. Ardiis approached me, causing the earth to quiver, and sat on me, saying, "now I will ... ... ... , my sweet hanafuuji." He led me back to the basement after a while, when he ... ... , but then realised he forgot the ... (<--- we are skipping that for a reason ;)
Overall, It turned out to be a pleasant experience for me. Ardiis had mistaken me for a cute little unicorn and intended to <ffs we are skipping again.> When he realized that last remaining of Vaseline was nowhere to be found, he felt deeply unhappy with the whole idea, and quickly abandoned everything, and I mean it.
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