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I remember this one time during MCT (marine combat training), one of my boys were coming back from using the restroom out in the field, one combat instructors were like "y'all better run before y'all have to fireman carry to the hq (which was a pain in the ass)". Next thing you know as they were spirting up the hill where their fox holes (trench like hole) screaming and I see the combat instructors zooming at them like a mfing cracked out zombie off of left 4 dead n my two buddies were screaming for their lives n eventually got caught. Then I see them suffering as they carry themselves to the hq for getting caught.
Good times man, I miss field training.
ik this isnt a joke but a fun story to tell :)!
south_america_best_region [#4]read my name
nah it depends on what
it probably is for:
- barbeques
- football (very arguable, europeans might be mad here)
- out of body experiences (drug combinations)
soonwookong [#14]nah it depends on what
it probably is for:
- barbeques
- football (very arguable, europeans might be mad here)
- out of body experiences (drug combinations)
- wtf, we own barbeques
- WE OWN FOOTBALL TOO, BUT EU HAS ADVENTAGE BC THEY HAVE MONEY
- wtf, we own that too
shadowvlr [#2]Qwertyy going 0/16 in bronze
Oh wait
istg I think that man left this site and created an alt because of this
EWW_EU_EWHO [#24]do what u gotta do
what do you say when your tv is floating at night?
put it down, (you can imagine what comes next)
bobkiller [#27]what do you say when your tv is floating at night?
put it down, (you can imagine what comes next)
and now he is banned
shadowvlr [#2]Qwertyy going 0/16 in bronze
Oh wait
aylez made a big mistake with showing qwerty's game history 💀
bobkiller [#29]not yet
also what part of my joke was racist?
every letter of your joke was racist you are doing down brotha
bobkiller [#27]what do you say when your tv is floating at night?
put it down, (you can imagine what comes next)
Ban this racist fuck
LyCan52 [#31]every letter of your joke was racist you are doing down brotha
damn i guess imma get banned then
south_america_best_region [#20]
- wtf, we own barbeques
- WE OWN FOOTBALL TOO, BUT EU HAS ADVENTAGE BC THEY HAVE MONEY
- wtf, we own that too
yeah thats what i mean south america probably best for those lol
bobkiller [#27]what do you say when your tv is floating at night?
put it down, (you can imagine what comes next)
Explain ...
bbydrix [#39]Blackpink ended them
Jennie: spoilt rich girl
Lisa: mid + plastic
Rose: Nasally ahh voice
Jisoo: only good one 🥱
bbydrix [#39]Blackpink ended them
all of em about to get bodied by newjeans... Twice still gucci tho
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