The story I’m about to tell you is about an addicted person’s mind. We explore now!:
Mike leaks the new bundle. A flaming fan! But it’s only available in China. Oh noooo why??? :((( The man has been disappointed. He wants the fan so badly but at the same time glad since he can finally save his hard earned cash instead of wasting on pixels! He sleeps soundly. The next morning…
Oh let me check twitter… Mike Valorant… OH EMMM GEEEEE! 😱😱😱 THE NEW KNIFE NOT EXCLUSIVE ANYMORE!! 🥵🥵 LFG!!!
But he thought…
Do I really need this? I just bought the cowboy bebop bundle and I don’t think I should buy this one too. What if I just save my money. There’s no need to waste it on pixels, plus I can just wait for it in store. Yeah yeah sounds good!
But it didn’t sound good….
OH EEMMMMM GEEEE!! 😱😱 WHT DO YOU MEAN IT’S LIMITED EDITION! 🤬🤬🤬 WELL FVCK RITO I AIN’T BUYING IT THEN!
He didn’t buy it, until….
s0m using it, Ardiis using it, Tarik using it, 100hp using it, nAts using it
OH EM GEEEEE!! 😱😱😱 THIS KNIFE IS THE BEST LET ME PULL UP MY CREDIT CARD!
the man has once again given to his own temptation. He slept fine that night.
The end….
Ending song
La, la, la, la-la-la
La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la
A hopeless romantic all my life
Surrounded by couples all the time
I guess I should take it as a sign
(Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why?)
I'm feelin' lonely (Lonely)
Oh, I wish I'd find a lover that could hold me (Hold me)
Now I'm crying in my room
So skeptical of love (Say what you say, but I want it more)
But still, I want it more, more, more
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