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Guide for NA and EU people: how to clean after No2

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#1
h786

i just wanted to clarify for some unhygienic people who assumed that cleaning with your hands is disgusting, infact that is a misconception, here's why:

GUIDE:

here is the best way to clean yourself:

  1. bidet,
  2. if you can, you should just get a jp toilet imported to your house.
  3. smart toilet 3000USD

if you cant buy or its too expensive then at least buy this:

at the minimum, people should buy this , self explanatory.

steps:

  1. toilet paper (TP) ->
  2. toilet gun spray ->
  3. clean with gun spray and TP/hands
  4. then clean again, with soap and TP/hands

repeat the process 2-3 times or until your OCD gets quenched.

remove the toilet gun step if you dont have it, but repeat step at least 4 times. use water.

ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM

  1. at least use water and soap multiple times

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  • most people in the west (USA, UK etc) just use TP once and call it a day (YUCK) and their public toilets are horrible, this is why you never do no 2 in a public toilet anyway,
    • i was at the airport at Kuwait and had a 8 hour layover, so i had no choice but to go, and the toilet gun came in real clutch, im sure this is the case for other public toilets in ASIA/ middle east.
#2
starxito_sike
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imma be honest, wiping my ass with toilet paper, not use water and calling it a day is disgusting

#3
5kulls
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I use bidet and then wipe my ass with toilet paper and finally use ass perfume.

#4
JokesOver
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Bro trying to get the whole world into this drama

#5
w0v
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ngl when the butt feeling dry that bidet feels so fking good

#6
Domination
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Wasting chocolate, just lick it🗿

#7
iframedeez
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few of my expat friends tell me, it's a life changing event when they discovered Bidet

#8
h786
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Domination [#6]

Wasting chocolate, just lick it🗿

this would look sus with your real flag.

#9
ItsMeDio
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W

They should get bidet everywhere there. Just wipe ur ass once with only toilet paper (no water?) is disgusting.

#10
RealDeal
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i already have the water spray thing 💪

#11
h786
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5kulls [#3]

I use bidet and then wipe my ass with toilet paper and finally use ass perfume.

is that a real thing

#12
EMEAstan
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Too complicated, just spit on some tp and call it a day

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SomeDude
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bidets are goated

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