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I feel like I would’ve survived the sub acciden

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#1
Dolphin

This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.

In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.

#2
Qwerttyy
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dolphin are u ok

#3
SAMPV6
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oh my god

among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

ITS BEEN MONTHS

MONTHS

IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD

EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL

LITERALLY EVERYTHING

IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN”

AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB

ITS NOT FUNNY

ITS A DUDE ON METH

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS

LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW

OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE

@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

holy shit

fuck anybody who finds among us funny

im done with this shit

#4
Subreezy
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SAMPV6 [#3]

oh my god

among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

ITS BEEN MONTHS

MONTHS

IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD

EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL

LITERALLY EVERYTHING

IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN”

AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB

ITS NOT FUNNY

ITS A DUDE ON METH

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS

LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW

OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE

@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

holy shit

fuck anybody who finds among us funny

im done with this shit

kinda sus bro

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AstroGalaxy
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and i feel like I can suck my own cock, but we cant do everything right!

#6
Dolphin
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SAMPV6 [#3]

oh my god

among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

ITS BEEN MONTHS

MONTHS

IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD

EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL

LITERALLY EVERYTHING

IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN”

AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB

ITS NOT FUNNY

ITS A DUDE ON METH

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS

LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW

OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE

@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

holy shit

fuck anybody who finds among us funny

im done with this shit

I think there is someone going crazy, among us

#7
Qwerttyy
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SAMPV6 [#3]

oh my god

among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

ITS BEEN MONTHS

MONTHS

IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD

EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL

LITERALLY EVERYTHING

IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN”

AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB

ITS NOT FUNNY

ITS A DUDE ON METH

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS

LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW

OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE

@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

holy shit

fuck anybody who finds among us funny

im done with this shit

sussy post

#8
bobkiller
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AstroGalaxy [#5]

and i feel like I can suck my own cock, but we cant do everything right!

i feel like i can suck yours

#9
Dolphin
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Qwerttyy [#2]

dolphin are u ok

Yes, im just built different

#10
inlucid
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i believe in you

#11
Dolphin
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inlucid [#10]

i believe in you

Thank you

#12
widepeepofrosty
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bobkiller [#8]

i feel like i can suck yours

my spidey senses are tingling, give me your cocka mMMmMmMmmM 🕷️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

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