Drop your rants here

Hi guys. Drop your rants here regarding anything below. Doesnt have to be valorant specific can be about anything. Its better to let it all off to people from the internet who dont know who you are and cannot benefit in any way shape or form off that information than to keep it in your hearts and end up stressed out.

Ill start, IM SO DAMN MAD THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO NOWADAYS AND IM SLEEPING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH LIKE 14 HOURS A DAY MUCH WHEN IM NOT AT WORK AND 12 HOURS A DAY WHEN I HAVE WORK 😭😭😭😭

i dont like school 😿

aylez [#2]

i dont like school 😿

i dont like work 🗿🗿🗿

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Forty5 [#3]

i dont like work 🗿🗿🗿

you are unemployed 🗿🗿🗿

nutab1e [#4]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

TLDR: Blud believes ardiis is dragging NRG down. thank me later lul

nutab1e [#4]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Wait what? I can't believe Ardiis did this to u

My condolences and I hope u guys can work smtng out :)

Forty5 [#6]

TLDR: Blud believes ardiis is dragging NRG down. thank me later lul

#5 🗿🗿🗿

babysasuke [#5]

you are unemployed 🗿🗿🗿

sup babyshitstain? outta your mom's basement yet? 😂😂😂

Forty5 [#9]

sup babyshitstain? outta your mom's basement yet? 😂😂😂

unfortunately

I hate some people 🙁

nutab1e [#8]

#5 🗿🗿🗿

I made this thread for positive engagements and not trashtalk 😭😭

if yall NA guys insist though...

babysasuke [#10]

unfortunately

i dont believe that sadly. When are u deleting your account btw? Chronicle won the next event too 😂😂😂

canyon [#11]

I hate some people 🙁

who doesnt? Just ignore them 👍

Jogular [#7]

Wait what? I can't believe Ardiis did this to u

My condolences and I hope u guys can work smtng out :)

ardiis based af

Forty5 [#13]

i dont believe that sadly. When are u deleting your account btw? Chronicle won the next event too 😂😂😂

Why would I delete my account because of a fluke masters?

Surely you're not proud of winning event with the 2 top seeds from Americas underperforming, nerfed PRX, trolling DRX, and barely beating Americas 3rd seed?

while 3 of 4 EMEA seeds went out in embarrassing fashion

Forty5 [#15]

ardiis based af

Yea. Keith is a real one ngl

Forty5 [#14]

who doesnt? Just ignore them 👍

You can't ignore some people. Some of these maybe your friends, relatives, could be anyone...

Bro im feeling 😴

babysasuke [#16]

Why would I delete my account because of a fluke masters?

Surely you're not proud of winning event with the 2 top seeds from Americas underperforming, nerfed PRX, trolling DRX, and barely beating Americas 3rd seed?

while 3 of 4 EMEA seeds went out in embarrassing fashion

new copium spotted. Fnatic won 2 majors fair and square. Youre free to cope and youre a lying piece of shit for not upholding your end of the bet.

Dolphin [#19]

Bro im feeling 😴

Watch some C9 vods you'll be awake asf

canyon [#18]

You can't ignore some people. Some of these maybe your friends, relatives, could be anyone...

You can avoid and ignore everyone if you know how to homie. Im always down to talk if you ever want to vent. What ill suggest is keep interaction to the minimal because thats what i did and it worked for me :D

Forty5 [#20]

new copium spotted. Fnatic won 2 majors fair and square. Youre free to cope and youre a lying piece of shit for not upholding your end of the bet.

a) Show me where I said I would delete my account (you cant)
b) Fluke in and Flukesters Tokyo 🗿

canyon [#21]

Watch some C9 vods you'll be awake asf

I dont want to watch games from 1992 knowing they choked in playoffs, i want new sauce

Dolphin [#19]

Bro im feeling 😴

sleeping is never disadvantageous, get a quick nap or smth homie

Jogular [#17]

Yea. Keith is a real one ngl

Keith is GOATed fr

Forty5 [#25]

sleeping is never disadvantageous, get a quick nap or smth homie

I wish i could. But i was force to wake up early today + toyko ruined my seelp schedule is not even funny

babysasuke [#23]

a) Show me where I said I would delete my account (you cant)
b) Fluke in and Flukesters Tokyo 🗿

https://www.vlr.gg/180100/babysasuke/#55 please fuck off now 🗿🗿

If fnatic wins its a fluke but if Loud and opshit win its legit 😂😂😂

Dolphin [#27]

I wish i could. But i was force to wake up early today + toyko ruined my seelp schedule is not even funny

dont sleep for a day, it always works for me when my schedule is fucked 😭😭

HOW TF do you sleep 12 hours after work?! HOW?! TEACH ME??? T__T

Forty5 [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/180100/babysasuke/#55 please fuck off now 🗿🗿

If fnatic wins its a fluke but if Loud and opshit win its legit 😂😂😂

maybe

cry about it nerd, not going anywhere 😵‍💫😵‍💫

babysasuke [#31]

maybe

cry about it nerd, not going anywhere 😵‍💫😵‍💫

God dammit just kiss already

Forty5 [#22]

You can avoid and ignore everyone if you know how to homie. Im always down to talk if you ever want to vent. What ill suggest is keep interaction to the minimal because thats what i did and it worked for me :D

Thanks man appreciate it :)

Simp4S0m [#30]

HOW TF do you sleep 12 hours after work?! HOW?! TEACH ME??? T__T

Idk im just- i really dk

babysasuke [#31]

maybe

cry about it nerd, not going anywhere 😵‍💫😵‍💫

blud is a lying piece of shit on top of being s delusional baiting NA dog. What a L person fr. I bet your psrents disowned u lmao

Forty5 [#35]

blud is a lying piece of shit on top of being s delusional baiting NA dog. What a L person fr. I bet your psrents disowned u lmao

projecting your childhood issues on me? not healthy, talk to your therapist, not your figurative daddy

babysasuke [#36]

projecting your childhood issues on me? not healthy, talk to your therapist, not your figurative daddy

Na unlike your childhood where you were only beaten to shit which obv gave u brain damage and deluded you mine was quite good lmao. Also a forum basement dweller who doesnt know good comebacks cant be a 'figurative' daddy although im yours because you came to me barking for attention today.

babysasuke [#36]

projecting your childhood issues on me? not healthy, talk to your therapist, not your figurative daddy

is your dad a cuckold tho? 🗿

Forty5 [#37]

Na unlike your childhood where you were only beaten to shit which obv gave u brain damage and deluded you mine was quite good lmao. Also a forum basement dweller who doesnt know good comebacks cant be a 'figurative' daddy although im yours because you came to me barking for attention today.

This is what growing up in poverty does to a mf 😞

Fix your life in 2 steps:

1. See a therapist and forgive your parents
2. Get to work and get your money up

One day you can be successful like me 🙏

nutab1e [#38]

is your dad a cuckold tho? 🗿

apprarently your dad is the cuck because babysasuke seems to be your father the way youre dickriding him. You require a DNA test homie.

nutab1e [#38]

is your dad a cuckold tho? 🗿

I never asked 🗿 should I ask him and livestream the conversation 🗿

babysasuke [#39]

This is what growing up in poverty does to a mf 😞

Fix your life in 2 steps:

1. See a therapist and forgive your parents
2. Get to work and get your money up

One day you can be successful like me 🙏

'Poverty' the dude living in his mother's basement is talking about poverty. Ive a job unlike you. Your only job is dwelling on forums. Im enjoying my life here and i aint delusional or have any mental health problems unlike you 😂😂. Ger outta the basement and work at wallmart or smth. Buy yourself a burger too fr

babysasuke [#41]

I never asked 🗿 should I ask him and livestream the conversation 🗿

definitely, it would be insanely fun honestly speaking. Ask your dad why he keeps you around too, maybe he will finally tell you youre adopted and he wants you to fuck off but his hands are tied

Forty5 [#40]

apprarently your dad is the cuck because babysasuke seems to be your father the way youre dickriding him. You require a DNA test homie.

this kis is delulu
you joined vlr a week ago why you dickriding a chronicle thread from 3 months ago

babysasuke [#36]

projecting your childhood issues on me? not healthy, talk to your therapist, not your figurative daddy

Red card
I did not know you were capable of this 💀

Forty5 [#42]

'Poverty' the dude living in his mother's basement is talking about poverty. Ive a job unlike you. Your only job is dwelling on forums. Im enjoying my life here and i aint delusional or have any mental health problems unlike you 😂😂. Ger outta the basement and work at wallmart or smth. Buy yourself a burger too fr

Still projecting, I've made more money since I woke up 2 hours ago than you'll make all week and I've been sitting here trying to help you the whole time 😇

FNEGGS [#44]

this kis is delulu
you joined vlr a week ago why you dickriding a chronicle thread from 3 months ago

yessucky detected... 🗿

FNEGGS [#44]

this kis is delulu
you joined vlr a week ago why you dickriding a chronicle thread from 3 months ago

Another NA burger eating dog for me to shit on, why tf are you dickriding babyshitstain? hes the one here begging for attention in the first place

babysasuke [#46]

Still projecting, I've made more money since I woke up 2 hours ago than you'll make all week and I've been sitting here trying to help you the whole time 😇

youre deluded beyond help atp. You need to go to a mental hospitsl and get electric shocks to be fixed now 😂😂

nutab1e [#47]

yessucky detected... 🗿

bro named another father of his. Only a gangbang is capable of making u ngl

Forty5 [#48]

Another NA burger eating dog for me to shit on, why tf are you dickriding babyshitstain? hes the one here begging for attention in the first place

1. I'm not American 💀
2. Not dickriding anyone I'm incapable of such acts
3. Look at the thread you made and tell me who is begging for attention. Go sleep some more buddy

Forty5 [#49]

youre deluded beyond help atp. You need to go to a mental hospitsl and get electric shocks to be fixed now 😂😂

Believe it or not, that is not a common practice in America, we don't just shock dissenters into makeshift lobotomites

Thanks for teaching me about your culture though, VLR really is a magical place 😇

It's inbetween uni trimesters and I have no idea what to do with so much spare time now, feels like I'm wasting my break
I just be crackin it just cuz I'm bored these days

Forty5 [#50]

bro named another father of his. Only a gangbang is capable of making u ngl

bro's talking about shock therapy and gang bangs 🗿 if only u were born in a civilized country that accepted lgbt your mind wouldn't have unraveled this far 🗿 do you need help getting a green card?

FNEGGS [#51]

1. I'm not American 💀
2. Not dickriding anyone I'm incapable of such acts
3. Look at the thread you made and tell me who is begging for attention. Go sleep some more buddy

1- flag.
2- i just stated the obvious.
3- Youre the one who came to trashtalk u sure im the one asking for attention? 😭😭

babysasuke [#52]

Believe it or not, that is not a common practice in America, we don't just shock dissenters into makeshift lobotomites

Thanks for teaching me about your culture though, VLR really is a magical place 😇

Sounds like you dont know shit about your own country. Im surprised they havent shocked you into sanity thus far. Youve been avoiding the heat with such a deranged mind for quite some time now. Id suggest seeking help but youre beyond that now. My prayers go out to you and i hope you get better soon

Got a stressful exam coming up in a month and I'm not being productive at all. I'm so worried about it that I'm angry now :(

nutab1e [#54]

bro's talking about shock therapy and gang bangs 🗿 if only u were born in a civilized country that accepted lgbt your mind wouldn't have unraveled this far 🗿 do you need help getting a green card?

I wont talk anout LGBTQ because thats a shortcut to bans, nt. My mind is sane unlike your discord buddy and you yourself though thats for sure

I'm getting old and I don't wanna

Forty5 [#55]

1- flag.
2- i just stated the obvious.
3- Youre the one who came to trashtalk u sure im the one asking for attention? 😭😭

50 posts in 50 minutes seems like youre enjoying all this new found attention

nutab1e [#54]

bro's talking about shock therapy and gang bangs 🗿 if only u were born in a civilized country that accepted lgbt your mind wouldn't have unraveled this far 🗿 do you need help getting a green card?

This guy is definitely one of those kinky Arabs from the middle east. Pays mfs to shit on his chest when he's not looking through vlr threads from 2 years ago.

FNEGGS [#60]

50 posts in 50 minutes seems like youre enjoying all this new found attention

Ive never initiated a single thing in this thread. Im just replying to malding mericans 😂😂

FNEGGS [#61]

This guy is definitely one of those kinky Arabs from the middle east. Pays mfs to shit on his chest when he's not looking through vlr threads from 2 years ago.

that thread is from 3 months ago not 3 years 😂😂😂 merican education frfr.

Im the kinky Arab your mother wishes she did 😂

Forty5 [#63]

that thread is from 3 months ago not 3 years 😂😂😂 merican education frfr.

Im the kinky Arab your mother wishes she did 😂

bro forgot he is of botssi 😞

Faraday [#53]

It's inbetween uni trimesters and I have no idea what to do with so much spare time now, feels like I'm wasting my break
I just be crackin it just cuz I'm bored these days

Same here homie. I don't have much to do so im bored lmao.

unknown_trash [#57]

Got a stressful exam coming up in a month and I'm not being productive at all. I'm so worried about it that I'm angry now :(

gl homie. just focus on studying what u can and dont stress out as that will only waste more time...

Forty5 [#65]

Same here homie. I don't have much to do so im bored lmao.

bro got fired from his job this morning I guess 💀

cristiadu [#59]

I'm getting old and I don't wanna

Who wants to get old? Its just the way life works though, we grow old eventually. Look at the positives though, youre gaining experience with every passing day :D

nutab1e [#67]

bro got fired from his job this morning I guess 💀

ey the basement dwelling discord mod is back begging for attention

Forty5 [#63]

that thread is from 3 months ago not 3 years 😂😂😂 merican education frfr.

Im the kinky Arab your mother wishes she did 😂

I don't know what arab women are into but generally men getting shit on by other men isn't very attractive.

I'm very sure your mother had her reasons though.

And btw intertwining your erotic fantasies into vlr arguments over whether EMEA is better than NA at valorant 💀 isnt a good look either.

FNEGGS [#70]

I don't know what arab women are into but generally men getting shit on by other men isn't very attractive.

I'm very sure your mother had her reasons though.

And btw intertwining your erotic fantasies into vlr arguments over whether EMEA is better than NA at valorant 💀 isnt a good look either.

Im the one shitting on you and your fellow Dogmericans. Your mother had her reasons for leaving to get milk and coming to me too which she explained in detail once we got off to it anyways.

Also EMEA clears NA, cry about it.

Forty5 [#71]

Im the one shitting on you and your fellow Dogmericans. Your mother had her reasons for leaving to get milk and coming to me too which she explained in detail once we got off to it anyways.

Also EMEA clears NA, cry about it.

Thank fully my mother doesn't care for arabs in the slightest.

I also need you to stop adding MEA to EMEA just leave it as E

3 years deep in valorant middle east doesn't have a single accolade

I'm still not american nothing has changed since i last told you i wasn't an american

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