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what will your excuses be when fnc gets destroyed by NRG? ardiis is emea?

Name check

won't happen, sorry

https://twitter.com/fnatic/status/1669881817808138251?s=46&t=eluZZ47WqLIUSVrQJgrcRA

Yes

Carried by EMEA, Cant win without EMEA, NA's best player is from EMEA bla bla bla

no excuses from me, gonna be a banger match and may the best team win

List of EMEA excuses:

1. Botster 0.6 rating throughout the series,
2. They didn't allow Derke to wear his pyjamas
3. FNATIC are saving strats for champions
4. NRG was lucky
5. FNATIC had an off-day
6. FNATIC using Troll comps
7. NRG using cringe comps
8. FNATIC is not even the best team in EMEA, it is Team Liquid.
9. NA carried by EMEA import
10. FNATIC throwed

List of NA excuses:

1. Ardis is EMEA so he will chose EMEA over NA
2. Ardis english is not fluent enough
3. FNS can't aim
4. FNS havent stroke his fenis enough
5. Fnatic roster is insane
6. NRG is trying new comps
7. FNS is saving strats for lower bracket
8. NRG always losing their first match
9. No Yay
10. No Marved
11. Crashies and soms have bad days
12. NRG scrims are leaked
13. EG is NA best team

Acyclovir [#8]

List of NA excuses:

1. Ardis is EMEA so he will chose EMEA over NA
2. Ardis english is not fluent enough
3. FNS can't aim
4. FNS havent stroke his fenis enough
5. Fnatic roster is insane
6. NRG is trying new comps
7. FNS is saving strats for lower bracket
8. NRG always losing their first match
9. No Yay
10. No Marved
11. Crashies and soms have bad days
12. NRG scrims are leaked
13. EG is NA best team

List of excuses:
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

only loser make excuses, real one stay true and admit it

DIEM [#7]

List of EMEA excuses:

1. Botster 0.6 rating throughout the series,
2. They didn't allow Derke to wear his pyjamas
3. FNATIC are saving strats for champions
4. NRG was lucky
5. FNATIC had an off-day
6. FNATIC using Troll comps
7. NRG using cringe comps
8. FNATIC is not even the best team in EMEA, it is Team Liquid.
9. NA carried by EMEA import
10. FNATIC throwed

I would rather die than say 8

DIEM [#7]

List of EMEA excuses:

1. Botster 0.6 rating throughout the series,
2. They didn't allow Derke to wear his pyjamas
3. FNATIC are saving strats for champions
4. NRG was lucky
5. FNATIC had an off-day
6. FNATIC using Troll comps
7. NRG using cringe comps
8. FNATIC is not even the best team in EMEA, it is Team Liquid.
9. NA carried by EMEA import
10. FNATIC throwed

pyjamas 💀

FNS would be happier to lose if he knew his fan name is “uwukitten”

Waking_W [#13]

I would rather die than say 8

Then die.

Acyclovir [#8]

List of NA excuses:

1. Ardis is EMEA so he will chose EMEA over NA
2. Ardis english is not fluent enough
3. FNS can't aim
4. FNS havent stroke his fenis enough
5. Fnatic roster is insane
6. NRG is trying new comps
7. FNS is saving strats for lower bracket
8. NRG always losing their first match
9. No Yay
10. No Marved
11. Crashies and soms have bad days
12. NRG scrims are leaked
13. EG is NA best team

i will be using 2, 4, and 12, thank you!

🫵🤡

Acyclovir [#8]

List of NA excuses:

1. Ardis is EMEA so he will chose EMEA over NA
2. Ardis english is not fluent enough
3. FNS can't aim
4. FNS havent stroke his fenis enough
5. Fnatic roster is insane
6. NRG is trying new comps
7. FNS is saving strats for lower bracket
8. NRG always losing their first match
9. No Yay
10. No Marved
11. Crashies and soms have bad days
12. NRG scrims are leaked
13. EG is NA best team

13. EG is now our best team

Waking_W [#15]

FNS would be happier to lose if he knew his fan name is “uwukitten”

💀good one

Acyclovir [#8]

List of NA excuses:

1. Ardis is EMEA so he will chose EMEA over NA
2. Ardis english is not fluent enough
3. FNS can't aim
4. FNS havent stroke his fenis enough
5. Fnatic roster is insane
6. NRG is trying new comps
7. FNS is saving strats for lower bracket
8. NRG always losing their first match
9. No Yay
10. No Marved
11. Crashies and soms have bad days
12. NRG scrims are leaked
13. EG is NA best team

8 <3

aylez [#17]

i will be using 2, 4, and 12, thank you!

You're welcome

dapada [#19]

13. EG is now our best team

Ok got u bro

Prontera [#16]

Then die.

Savage

what will your excuses be when ⁿʳᵍ gets destroyed by FNC? chronicle is cis?

NT FNATIC

Aged like milk

hm

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