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vitzsu [#4]bro is meat riding everyone at this point 😭😭
I cannot expect anything else from Loud fans, yall are just embarassing to all the other non baiting loud fans.
No wonder everyone hates us.
DiscreteAF [#6]I cannot expect anything else from Loud fans, yall are just embarassing to all the other non baiting loud fans.
No wonder everyone hates us.
idgaf tbh but meat riding every fanbase on the site for some upvotes is truly embarrassing
vitzsu [#7]idgaf tbh but meat riding every fanbase on the site for some upvotes is truly embarrassing
I do not give two fucks about upvotes. I am a fan of good valorant instead of all the regional shit. You're just a baiter who insists on giving the loud fans a bad name.
DiscreteAF [#9]I do not give two fucks about upvotes. I am a fan of good valorant instead of all the regional shit. You're just a baiter who insists on giving the loud fans a bad name.
not baiting at all, i truly dislike EMEA and im praying for their downfall. most americas teams have my heart. nothing wrong with that.
vitzsu [#10]not baiting at all, i truly dislike EMEA and im praying for their downfall. most americas teams have my heart. nothing wrong with that.
You dislike them for being better than others is fully justified but wrongfully spreading hate about people who are trying to do good for the community is braindead, i'm sorry.
DiscreteAF [#11]You dislike them for being better than others is fully justified but wrongfully spreading hate about people who are trying to do good for the community is braindead, i'm sorry.
Don't take VLR too seriously man. This site would be boring and dead without baiting
DiscreteAF [#11]You dislike them for being better than others is fully justified but wrongfully spreading hate about people who are trying to do good for the community is braindead, i'm sorry.
own his ass
Yessirskiiii [#12]Don't take VLR too seriously man. This site would be boring and dead without baiting
Indeed but it just feels bad when these kinds of fans gave others a bad name.
DiscreteAF [#14]Indeed but it just feels bad when these kinds of fans gave others a bad name.
It happens. Especially with all of this EMEA vs Americas thing popping off
DiscreteAF [#11]You dislike them for being better than others is fully justified but wrongfully spreading hate about people who are trying to do good for the community is braindead, i'm sorry.
LMAO you must be new here if you think that emea dogs try to do something good for the community. 80% of the users are delusional baiters or eurocentrists talking shit.
Yessirskiiii [#16]It happens. Especially with all of this EMEA vs Americas thing popping off
Won't hurt to just admit they're better for the Americas. A couple of wins don't mean anything especially against seed 4 vs seed 2 lol.
vitzsu [#17]LMAO you must be new here if you think that emea dogs try to do something good for the community. 80% of the users are delusional baiters or eurocentrists talking shit.
I'm the one here trying to do good for the community ain't I but you're here shitting on me too, You're no better than they are.
DiscreteAF [#19]I'm the one here trying to do good for the community ain't I but you're here shitting on me too, You're no better than they are.
the only thing that is as bad as the baiter is an ass kisser. and a world class one you are. lemme tell you something while im here, people irl dont usually like those who stand on top of the wall and dont pick a side.
vitzsu [#20]the only thing that is as bad as the baiter is an ass kisser. and a world class one you are. lemme tell you something while im here, people irl dont usually like those who stand on top of the wall and dont pick a side.
Keep talking shit and showing people how braindead you are
vitzsu [#20]the only thing that is as bad as the baiter is an ass kisser. and a world class one you are. lemme tell you something while im here, people irl dont usually like those who stand on top of the wall and dont pick a side.
You getting your ass cooked my boy
yawnster [#23]You getting your ass cooked my boy
i surely am aint i? blud thinks he is a biggie talking obvious shit on vlr 🥱
DiscreteAF [#22]Keep talking shit and showing people how braindead you are
you must have a lot of friends
vitzsu [#25]you must have a lot of friends
I have way more friends and i spend way more time outside than you do my basement dwelling friend.
DiscreteAF [#26]I have way more friends and i spend way more time outside than you do my basement dwelling friend.
you sure do baby boy. do they enjoy your lack of positioning? the dick riding goes crazy there too?
vitzsu [#20]the only thing that is as bad as the baiter is an ass kisser. and a world class one you are. lemme tell you something while im here, people irl dont usually like those who stand on top of the wall and dont pick a side.
what fucking wall are you talking about you delusional fucking child. Do you think Val esports is politics or some sort of war? Get a fucking grip you bdead freak
vitzsu [#27]you sure do baby boy. do they enjoy your lack of positioning? the dick riding goes crazy there too?
keep shittalking, you're literally a joke atp.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
hekzy [#28]what fucking wall are you talking about you delusional fucking child. Do you think Val esports is politics or some sort of war? Get a fucking grip you bdead freak
dw homie he's just another kid who can't get out of home and has no friends because of his shit takes.
hekzy [#28]what fucking wall are you talking about you delusional fucking child. Do you think Val esports is politics or some sort of war? Get a fucking grip you bdead freak
eurocentrists out here being racist almost daily but surely there arent any issues outside the game. fuck emea
DiscreteAF [#32]dw homie he's just another kid who can't get out of home and has no friends because of his shit takes.
your post frequency speaks for itself 😴 near 2 months registered and on the way to being a full grown nerd
vitzsu [#33]eurocentrists out here being racist almost daily but surely there arent any issues outside the game. fuck emea
what the fuck are you waffling about. Get a grip.
hekzy [#35]what the fuck are you waffling about. Get a grip.
5k+ posts brother YOU get a grip. life is ticking and you’re out here dumping hundreds of hours on vlr, go outside, read some books, make some friends and study history.
vitzsu [#36]5k+ posts brother YOU get a grip. life is ticking and you’re out here dumping hundreds of hours on vlr, go outside, read some books, make some friends and study history.
i can do all of that because unlike you im not mentally deficient, procrastinating like a goddamn vegetable.
Also, 5k posts in 3 years is nothing, but your tiny brain can't comprehend basic math.
hekzy [#37]i can do all of that because unlike you im not mentally deficient, procrastinating like a goddamn vegetable.
Also, 5k posts in 3 years is nothing, but your tiny brain can't comprehend basic math.
thats a lotta hours and a lotta procrastinating but you do you 😁
vitzsu [#34]your post frequency speaks for itself 😴 near 2 months registered and on the way to being a full grown nerd
keep clowning lmao
vitzsu [#33]eurocentrists out here being racist almost daily but surely there arent any issues outside the game. fuck emea
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vitzsu [#38]thats a lotta hours and a lotta procrastinating but you do you 😁
it's literally just a total of 14 hours of typing spread throughout 3 years... Literally 4.2 minutes per day. Again, didn't expect you'd know basic math.
mrGoudas [#31]i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
shut the fuck up
Goatguynut [#42]shut the fuck up
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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