DEMON1 HAS MORE RUSSIAN IN HIM THAN YOUR FAST-FOOD FANTASIES CAN COMPREHEND.
HIS HERITAGE ISN'T A "SECRET SAUCE" TO BE SLATHERED ON YOUR AMERICAN IDEAL.
STOP TRYING TO SHOVE HIM INTO YOUR MCDONALD'S VIEW OF CITIZENSHIP.
WAKE UP, BECAUSE IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT THE BIG MAC, MY FRIEND!