popeyes or kfc

popeyes clears any day

None 🐔!!!

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra friеs, don't make them salty
All this cheese gonna makе my booty drip drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now
Cheese, I don't want that
(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now
I know you heard that
Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Either I pay you right now or leave the drive-thru
Gave me the bag and then I took a bite of my food
There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)

Popeyes

Pollos victorina 🗿🗿🗿

Popeyes without a single doubt

Shanks fan

Popeyes has given me food poisoning

KFC has not given me food poisoning

I'll go with KFC