I am a black hole of food. Everywhere I go, anything with a slightly pleasant aroma and an edible body is eaten. I cannot control it. I don't move my arms, I don't move my legs, I don't even move my teeth. Somehow, someway, every crumb of food I see ends up in my stomach. The worst part is, it seldom comes out. I haven't taken a shit since yay was a tier 1 pro, and I don't count Clown9 as a t1 org. I have been rapidly growing in size. My pediatrician says I am just one more slice of pizza away from becoming a literal black hole.