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Karmine Corp: The Conspiracy

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hanafuuji

As the sun began to set on the Champs-Élysées, a small group of French officials huddled together in a dimly lit room. They were concerned about the upcoming CS:GO major in Paris and feared that the event would be a total flop. With millions of dollars on the line, they knew they had to do something drastic.

That's when they reached out to their secret contacts at Riot Games. The officials had a proposition for the gaming giant: they would offer a hefty sum of money in exchange for Riot allowing Karmine Corp to join the franchising.

At first, Riot was hesitant. But as the officials sweetened the pot with promises of future partnerships and exclusive deals, they finally relented. Karmine Corp was officially in.

But that wasn't enough for the French officials. They needed to ensure that Karmine Corp would fail miserably in their new venture in Valorant. So they reached out to one of the team's players, Newzera.

Newzera was promised a large sum of money if he would purposefully sabotage Karmine Corp's chances of winning. And being the greedy man that he was, he eagerly agreed.

At first, everything went according to plan. Karmine Corp was losing left and right, and French Valorant fans were growing more and more disappointed by the day. But then something unexpected happened: the fans started to miss CS:GO.

As the fans watched Karmine Corp continue to lose in Valorant, they began to reminisce about the excitement of CS:GO. They missed the tension, the thrill of the kill, and the adrenaline rush of watching their favorite players compete on the big stage.

And so, as the CS:GO major in Paris approached, the fans flocked to the event in droves. The stadiums were packed with cheering fans, all eager to watch their favorite players compete.

The French officials breathed a sigh of relief. Their plan had worked. By bribing Riot Games and ScreaM, they had successfully redirected the attention of the French gaming community back to CS:GO. The officials knew that the event was a success when they saw the look of pure joy on the faces of the fans.

In the end, the French officials had achieved what they had set out to do. They had saved the CS:GO major in Paris and ensured that it would be a memorable event for years to come. And all it took was a little bit of bribery and a lot of luck.

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widepeepofrosty
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real

#3
vetements
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tldr?

#4
hanafuuji
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widepeepofrosty [#2]

real

You should warn your people!!!

#5
hanafuuji
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tldr?

I put my life on the line on reporting this conspiracy smh my head, you should read allat
but TL;DR:
KC is a ploy by the french government to purposefully lose so that all the french fans will switch back to CS and watch the CS Paris Major

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cobalt21312
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based 🗿🗿🗿

#7
Shanvel
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Someone's been watching Sideshow's stream

#8
hanafuuji
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Shanvel [#7]

Someone's been watching Sideshow's stream

I got the idea of this from him lmao

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