I suspect there's Rito employees among us.
Would explain the amount of Rito dick riding going on.
Example this thread:
https://www.vlr.gg/175225/do-we-all-agree-now-that-franchising-is-good
We need to do something about these Rito dick suckers.
Either they are Rito employees or they are actual sheep NPCs.
Edit: Riot employees are downvoting this thread to suppress the truth.