do you want to be a delusional EMEA fan? here’s how!
step 1: hype up a team to an annoying amount, claiming how x player will do really well and calling them a top 5 team MINIMUM in EMEA
step 2: mass downfrag anyone who disagrees with the ranking you have given them, call it “typical Americas/Pacific cope”. if they start giving logical arguments, try your best to derail them with playground insults
step 3: start sharing scrim results that may or may not be fake, and claim how scrims are indicative of how well a team performs
—GAME STARTS—
step 4a: If they win map 1, start talking shit and brag about how right you were about the team being good
step 4b: if they lose map 1, start trying to backpedal but don’t actually say you’re wrong on the off chance they win the series
step 4c: if they lose map 1 and win map 2, do step 4a + call it a reverse sweep and claim the enemy team got lucky
step 5: once your favorite EMEA team loses, completely backpedal on anything you said pre-game, suddenly change your mind and rank them #7-10, and cope by saying “they’re not even one of our good teams” and “i never hyped them up”
optional step 5.5: try to include the phrase “0 champions wins copium” towards an NA flag and call the rest of Americas a 1 team region (if you want to take the hostile route)
step 6: find a new team to do the exact same thing with the next day
hope this guide helps!
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