need assistance pls (copypasta related)

people i need help. I need that copypasta that people throw around when a game is taking too long, but i cant find it. It goes something like this
"The year is x, x player has got a thousand kills, x player retired and his son is now playing, x team was going to win but lost a 1v4, i died in a stroke or smth"
pls i need the original thanks