The lights dim out and the crowd silently awaits as BBL are about to enter the stage. Suddenly the lights shine on only one single man, AslanM4shadow slowly walks upto the middle of the stage, his aura frightening, his presence like that of ten thousand war elephants. The crowd doesn't utter a word. AslanM4shadow takes his pants of, takes the most elegant large shit mankind has ever conjured and picks the mic up. The crowd is going nuts, never have they witnessed power on such a scale before. AslanM4shadow takes a long deep breathe and whispers into the mic, his voice as calm as the waters of the Mediterranean "Poopity Skoopity poop". The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers. Valorant Champions Istanbul proceeds to be the biggest and most legendary esports event in history, peaking at 4 billion views.
Istanbul LAN
The lights dim out and the crowd silently awaits as BBL are about to enter the stage. Suddenly the lights shine on only one single man, AslanM4shadow slowly walks upto the middle of the stage, his aura frightening, his presence like that of ten thousand war elephants. The crowd doesn't utter a word. AslanM4shadow takes his pants of, takes the most elegant large shit mankind has ever conjured and picks the mic up. The crowd is going nuts, never have they witnessed power on such a scale before. AslanM4shadow takes a long deep breathe and whispers into the mic, his voice as calm as the waters of the Mediterranean "Poopity Skoopity poop". The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers. Valorant Champions Istanbul proceeds to be the biggest and most legendary esports event in history, peaking at 4 billion views.
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