overweightcat34
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what.

posted 9 months ago

u thought it was real didn't u

posted 9 months ago

Dear Omen Mains,

We are writing to tell you that we do not give a fuck about you goofy. Imagine learning fucking map geometry for 7 maps per pool 💀. We certainly couldn't be bothered to know how our maps work (see Sunset, Icebox, Breeze, Pearl). Guess those one-ways you have been using to deal with Neon players are all gone, btw we aren't gonna nerf that hoe in the slightest so figure something else out 💀.

PS we are also buffing Phoenix so enjoy being flashed by fucking Requis 3-4 times per round.

FAQ: I have indeed lost my sanity and will to live ty

posted 9 months ago

FNC and TH are still both world beaters and should be in the running for trophies. VIT and KC have some big names, but so did 2024 NRG...

Overall tho, Americas average is higher than EMEA average. C9, FURIA, and LOUD look likely to be the lower table Americas teams and all of these teams would finish higher in any of the other 3 INT leagues.

Americas has 1 proven world beater team G2, and at least 4-5 teams that could be world beaters as well; SEN, KRU, 100T, LEV...

Even EG, NRG, and MIBR look dangerous.

Also Americas seems to be the only region with competent Ascension teams.

posted 10 months ago

Imo double duelist is the most exciting meta to watch. With pretty huge Phoenix buffs, Iso still being strong, Yoru still being strong, and Neon being semi broken it makes sense to bring any one of those duelists along side your normal Jett or Raze depending on map. Split coming back and Icebox leaving is also huge, Split already has a history of Raze/Jett or even Yoru, and Icebox it's not uncommon for teams to play no duelist or use a different agent role as entry or mock duelist. The regen shield is going to give these agents so many possibilities to int and not get fully punished for it. Sunset is supposedly going to be less post-plant spammy, and a map dev agreed with Tenz about fixing post-plant spam on other maps (less opportunity to sit back and spam means more incentive to push further and int). Used to pray for times like this please Riot no more monkey wrenches you have already cooked.

posted 10 months ago

Halo

posted 11 months ago

https://x.com/LEGIJAcs/status/1842063519455281283

from HC saying he heard about it 30 mins before news dropped and tons of off-season rumors about Aspas. Why would coach and gm be trialing players/prepping for season if they knew this was coming?

What tf is BLEED management cooking brother the house is on fire

posted 11 months ago

Zap is already in my top 5 favorite players to watch in VCT Americas. I'm excited to see the back and forth with NA yappers like Boostio and Demon1 as well as Zap shit talking horrible teams like Furia.

posted 11 months ago

They took rumble's logo and stretched it out

posted 11 months ago

If KOI had a good logo purple fans would be so back cause the Gyarados card was cool

posted 11 months ago

Astronaut is cool, maybe something like SSG logo but purple. idk maybe I'm just biased about the name but the 2G vs G2 game just doesn't sound good. Imagine an announcer saying "All tied up, 2G 2 G2 2 in a match. Wack

posted 11 months ago

YES. I wanted Galorys low-key but I guess we still get purple

posted 11 months ago

Yes go for it

posted 11 months ago

2G could we please change the branding up a little bit. The name is just freaky friday G2, the logo looks like a 2017 overcook that has no business making it this far, the one redeeming part that I am excited about is having a purple team in Americas VCT. Pls lean into that and design a new logo at bare minimum and hopefully a new team name. Congrats BR on another team gonna be awesome to see Zap calling out all the frauds on stage. <3

Pls god change the logo it is ugly af

posted 11 months ago

2023 was a better year for him. The death of Skye and getting a better Raze player (Oxy) have hurt Xeppa's agent pool quite a bit, imo those were his best agents last year. By pure stats he had a down year, but this current C9 team doesn't snowball rounds and map advantages as much as last year's did. If the team improves and he gets agents better suited for him I think he's still a capable player for next season. Besides Oxy, Xeppa is the only part of that C9 team with any personality so there is also that argument if you can't be good at least be funny, which I think he does well.

posted 11 months ago

Net is the shit that comes out of Apoth's ass

posted 11 months ago

I would sooner keep Apoth or sign Dasnerth and Inspire.

posted 11 months ago

Zander goes to T1

Nismo works at restaurant

Bcj T2

Koalanoob goes to Shroud's Spectre Game

Net... bro get your fucking life together man

posted 11 months ago

Ok I just flamed you yesterday but dude. Jesus fucking christ are you bad at this game. Somebody get Dasnerth or Inspire on a plane to Mexico right now to fill in for this fucking traffic cone.

posted 11 months ago

My comp lobbies aim diff and game sense diff these guys

posted 11 months ago

Someone inform M80 that aim labs is in fact free. These guys couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

posted 11 months ago

M80's best Opper is constantly put on roles that don't enable him to op, their best entry player is stuck in Breach jail on over half their map pool, their IGL is prolly best all around player and individual play has been shakier since needing to IGL. The other two genuinely look lost at times and cannot compete against BR and LATAM shooters. Yeah, they kinda overrated, even if the team has the best structure and has tactical depth they seem to want to troll that away and not win gun fights.

posted 11 months ago

so you are saying I'm funny

posted 11 months ago

Net can you please retire, figure your shit out, or just swap to Shroud's game? Istg watching you be the weakest link on two separate teams has gone from frustrating to funny to just downright embarrassing.

posted 11 months ago

I get that it is easy to bash them in hindsight, but I feel like foresight should have caught this one. There are a couple maps FNC just doesn't like to play and despite bringing in Anderzz to cook for them on Abyss the team doesn't look cohesive or well prepped. This was the perfect game to make FNATIC play outside their comfortable map pool instead G2 try to pick into FNC's map pool. Very odd and seemingly uninformed.

posted about a year ago

Most of the year I thought that but this game changed my perception. I don't accept that they were thinking clearly when they made these bans. Sorry if it's unpopular to hate on this coach but it's fucking true. I'm not saying drop em but they need to get their shit together if they want to be anything but a joke next season.

posted about a year ago

G2 still having a perma ban for Sunset is fucking troll. I get their map pool is similar to FNC but you really want to play Haven and Lotus against FNC? That didn't even need to happen cause G2 pick FNC's 3rd best map Bind and can't even beat them there. What the fuck was G2's plan for the match? As a coach you need to go into these map bans with an actual plan, it seems like your plan was to serve them this fucking W on a silver platter while you bend over and spread em for FNC. Actually had hope for this team, not falling for it again yall are some chokers and your coaches are clowns.

posted about a year ago

Why the fuck is G2 banning Sunset? I wanted to cope that G2 had a chance but jesus they need another strategy coach to tell them what to fucking ban. Banning Lotus and Haven make way more sense against a team like FNATIC, but nawwww lets ban the map they lost to fucking KRU on. That will help us! FNATIC banned our best map, maybe lets ban one of their mid maps. This game was fucking trolled from the map ban, gg G2 see you next year maybe your coach learns how to ban.

posted about a year ago

Clueless

posted about a year ago

Title. EDG and PRX together for the billionth time in a row. All of this season's Master Winners and Runners-up in the same group. FNATIC get the mf fast pass to playoffs for the billionth time in a row. Group C try to care about one of those teams challenge: impossible (except Aspas <3).

Also RIOT holding on to the cope that a 4th place from X region is the same value team as a 4th place from Y region is just blatantly non-competitive and will always complicate drawings/seedings. Let some arm-chair analysts or somebody put these teams in a power-ranking/tier list rather than just 1,2,3, Champs Points team all different regions.

A pure random draw with zero respect for power ranking, finish, etc would produce similar or probably even better results. I swear yall were starting to cook with trying Swiss and Pick your Opponent, please just be more realistic about the quality of teams when you seed them and design the draw rules.

posted about a year ago

GIMME

posted about a year ago

Yes thank you ik that. I want them on this website believe it or not

posted about a year ago

Hello??? Is there anyone who works for VLR or has access to edit??? Update champions points pls.

posted about a year ago

My brother in Christ, you have a full utility on Breach. Why are we dry swinging every angle? I hope it was for a check cause aintnoway this is how you think Breach should be played

posted about a year ago

No aura, no motion, no action. imo if they can't win a game this year Riot should kick them out and replace them with runner up in Americas Ascension.

posted about a year ago

Go to team page
Click stats
Want to only see games from last ~3 months
Adjust date filters
Nothing changes/filters
Try other filters
Nothing works
Done: clear cache, sign out, restart pc, wifi good, not on drugs
Why no work?

posted about a year ago

G2
TH
LEV
FUT

posted about a year ago

Happy fishing brother, tho I would recommend better bait

posted about a year ago

Me and my grandparents could collect the 1 point from FURIA, if they don't win this roster change time

posted about a year ago

Pls just forfeit last game and go on extended vacay/ mental reset. You cannot tell me this is the same team from Madrid no way.

posted about a year ago

I'm currently the piss color rank up from poop color, thank you very much

posted about a year ago

Why are you all taking this seriously. Chronic online mfs chill out

posted about a year ago

Yes

posted about a year ago

If I was T1 CEO I'm pulling out of Valorant ASAP. Thank you to the fans, onto better projects <3.

posted about a year ago

The org itself is also more respectable, especially compared to other NA orgs. Nadeshot comes from a pro gaming background in COD and has generally had less negative media/interactions with players and the business side of esports ie: G2, Optic, C9, EG...........

posted about a year ago

Each team plays each other. Honestly a W. I thought this separate split format wouldn't allow all match-ups to happen but they somehow cooked.

posted about a year ago

I found the RIOT shill acct

posted about a year ago

Tomfoolery

posted about a year ago

TMV hates people with more clout than him. Sen/100t/KC all defied his enlightened expectations for them and did so while being 100x more clouted than other orgs. Bro is seething and coping so hard that his no-nonsense facts over feelings teams can't win shit. Maybe if that had a vibe merchant and a Tenz.

posted about a year ago

W unless they drastically change it.

posted about a year ago
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