-Demon1 is clearly struggling in his personal life, isn't performing to his heights from last year and just seems sad and demoralized compared to last year's idgaf attitude

-Before their playoffs decider match, Marved jumped in a call with FNS to tell him how much he misses OpTic and how he wished he had signed with NRG back when franchising started, not sounding sober at all

-Ethan's tweet about being a bad team with good players

-Every time Chet gets on stage he looks like he doesn't want to be there

-Victor and crashies are known tilters and look frustrated asf every time they play

-The team just generally hasn't lived up to their expectations for themselves and seem to have no chemistry, cohesion or team identity

All signs are pointing to NRG imploding either before Stage 2 or after they inevitably don't qualify to Champions, because even after the time off they had during Madrid they came back looking even worse than they did in Kickoff

There's this super experienced CS IGL that's apparently moving to Valorant. He's pretty old but he has like the biggest brain in all of FPS. His names like FMS or smth. Could deffo lead this core of 3 to a LAN qual. Then there's this other dude, used to play COD and CS. He's playing for a pretty dogshit team atm but he looks like he has potential. I think his name is like woohoo or smth like that. If that team happened, oh bro. These guys could make grands at an international. Give em a year and I bet they could even win a Masters. They may even make it to Champions finals. Bro that team would be so good

100t is absolutely clear of C9. Honestly I think there's a tier gap between top 3 of LEV, KRU and 100T and 4th place, which I would have as Loud after seeing their form vs SEN

It might be joever for us. LEV are the clear best team in the world and Pacific might have the best group of representatives as a whole. Meanwhile one of Heretics or NAVI can’t even make the event because of the retarded format. Best we can hope for is to farm the Chinese teams or cNed to have a life game and diff aspas (10% chance at best)

It’s so over

Current best team in the world = mid team

Very in touch with the state of Valorant aren't you trembo?

I always knew he was insane but this is a new level. Has goked got him on the SkRossi 5am chicken and rice cold shower routine?

NRG seem to have fixed they're negative value attack side

Now they can't defend for shit

NRG confirmed single side Sammy's

100t boutta 13-0 these frauds on Bind. NRG may have the worst Bind in franchising. Meanwhile, Bind is basically 100t's home map this year

But he didn't play the same role as him

It's 100% 100T

aspas was never really a Chamber player. He was acting as Loud's hard entry throughout 2022 while the other 3 were basically hard Chamber mains

Both ardiis and Cryo have HARD cleared yay, which is funny because the discourse in 2022 was that they were the Chamber players who could never touch yay's Chamber. All 3 kinda struggled in 2023, but now Cryo has moved to smokes and is fucking farming in Americas, and ardiis is back to his superstar form and is the best player on a team with Shao, SUYGETSU and zyppan. While yay is fighting for his life on a bottom feeder team in Pacific.

The genuine answer is Ethan can't adapt to diversions in their pre planned ideas and they don't understand Demon1's strengths as a player, plus Marved is the only player on the team really hitting the heights that we know them for

The REAL genuine answer is Chet is a fraud carried by FNS, Semen1 is a fraud carried by Potter and Boostio, Ethan is a senile old man who can't keep up with the kids, Marved has lost his aura and is now the ice cream man and crashies was carried by yay and only has one memorable clip, in which his opponents can't fight back

kon4n

Ah yes, trust in mwzera. The winless player this season

So one of NAVI and TH has to go out immediately in a single elim match while one of Fraudnatic or Lulquid gets to make it through? Actual fucking moronic format

Franchising will forever be fucked for being made in a team when most Russian orgs were being sanctioned so we didn't get any CIS teams in franchising

Reykjavik 2021 - NUTURN vs V1
Masters Berlin - Acend vs 100T
Champions 2021 - KRU vs GMB
Reykjavik 2022 - DRX vs ZETA imo
Masters Copenhagen - FPX vs PRX
Champions 2022 - Either FPX vs DRX or OpTic vs DRX
Lock//In - FNC vs Loud
Masters Tokyo - EG vs PRX
Champions 2023 - EG vs Loud
Masters Madrid - TH vs PRX

Thanks Snapchat AI for this heartwarming message

Lil bro didn't add sliggy

The worst part is that EMEA can't send it's best teams because of the retarded single elim bullshit and the top 3 teams all being in the same group

https://youtu.be/falhsnOo3MU?si=lkFzQbKGc-M10hCu

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Vikkstar123

It's even on Icebox, I can feel it coming

ardiis > D0rke
Chronicum > zyppan
Shao > Pee-o
Suygetsu > Alfraudjer
ANGE1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T0aster

ANGE1 picks Jett and 13-0's them again

ardiis ends the series with 143 flash assists with 18 kills

Shao's rating across the split goes up to 1.33 after this series

Suygetsu ends with a 92% HS

zyppan gets 23 Raze ult kills

Unfortunately, ardiis, Shao and Suygetsu disagree

Makes a tweet before every match but only tweets after matches that he won and goes dead silent after losing a match LMAO

Does this include ardiis in the UK stats or just Boaster, Mistic, Keiko and benjyfishy?

NAVI already dodged the Plat Chat Curse once vs chokequid, surely they can dodge it again vs chokenatic

Watch Redgar return to 2021 Redgar level calling and Fitin1ho going back to his Champions form just to fuck everything up after their chance at playoffs is already gone

Nice try buddy, but my Fortnite goat Benjamin Fish and Lithuanian Demon1 Miniature Boo have this covered

Do u have a script on your PC that notifies you whenever a post is made in vlr containing the names nukkye, keznit, mwzera or aspas?

Not yet, bro needs to have his obligatory first tournament run to the Grand Finals, making it through to the upper bracket final, looking way better than their opponent before choking and coming second. Then coming back later to win Champions. That's the aspas formula

After this year so far, imma say Alfajer. He's in the process of being exposed as an Aimer Adrian and now that his form isn't as fucking bonkers as Tokyo he's really not that special. He's currently being cleared by Suygetsu, Less, benjyfishy and even nAts despite being surrounded by bots

I'd rather live in Britain than America tho

Is it just me or is mimi just a mega KC glazer and massively overrates them even when other EMEA teams look way better? Like when she picked them to beat NAVI and then just picked them to beat TH even tho both teams looked significantly better at the time.

Americas - LEV
EMEA - TH
PACIFIC - DRX
CHINA - EDG

Bro doesn't know about the 1 in 10 maps where ANGE1 gets possessed by the gods of 1.6 and clears aspas before having a giga troll map in order to balance out the forces of the universe

KEZNIT MY GOAT, CLEARS THAT USELESS FRAUD MWZ0RA ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Didn't they swap to nzr igl anyway?

Tacolila duelist, Newzera initiator, xms sentinel, SkRossi flex and takej controller

I've seen a lot of people toss around the idea of a Valorant World Cup so I thought I'd pit forward the 16 countries I'd chose to compete and the teams that I'd pick for them

Team Russia

Duelist - something
Flex - Chronicle
Initiator - Cloud
Controller - Shao (IGL)
Sentinel - nAts

Team U.S.A

Duelist - OXY
Flex - Boostio (IGL)
Initiator - crashies
Controller - JAWGEMO
Sentinel - leaf

Team U.K

Duelist - Keiko
Flex - ardiis
Initiator - soulcas
Controller - Boaster (IGL)
Sentinel - benjyfishy

Team Canada

Duelist - koalanoob
Flex - TenZ
Initiator - eeiu
Controller - Marved
Sentinel - FNS (IGL)

Team South Korea

Duelist - t3xture
Flex - Rb
Initiator - stax (IGL)
Controller - Mako
Sentinel - Foxy9

Team Japan

Duelist - Dep
Flex - hiroron
Initiator - Xdlll
Controller - SugarZ3ro
Sentinel - Laz (IGL)

Team Brazil

Duelist - aspas
Flex - heat
Initiator - Sacy (IGL)
Controller - pANcada
Sentinel - Less

Team Indonesia

Duelist - Monyet
Flex - f0rsakeN
Initiator - fl1pzjder
Controller - mindfreak
Sentinel - xccurate

Team Lithuania

Duelist - MiniBoo
Flex - nukkye
Initiator - Destrian
Controller - Boo (IGL)
Sentinel - ceNder

Team Sweden

Duelist - zyppan
Flex - ShadoW (IGL)
Initiator - Leo
Controller - Sayf
Sentinel - Meddo

Team Finland

Duelist - Derke
Flex - Jamppi
Initiator - BONECOLD (IGL)
Controller - hoody
Sentinel - Feeqn

Team Turkey

Duelist - cNed
Flex - qRaxs
Initiator - MrFaliN (IGL)
Controller - Brave
Sentinel - Alfajer

Team Chile

Duelist - keznit
Flex - kiNgg (IGL)
Initiator - mta
Controller - Mazino
Sentinel - Shyy

Team China

Duelist - Zmjkk
Flex - FengF
Initiator - nobody
Controller - Haodong (IGL)
Sentinel - MarT1n

Team Singapore

Duelist - Jinggg
Flex - Deryeon
Initiator - nephh
Controller - pudg
Sentinel - Benkai (IGL)

Team Thailand

Duelist - JohnOlsen
Flex - Crws (IGL)
Initiator - foxz
Controller - sScary
Sentinel - Surf

Saying Demon1 is better than aspas based purely on his Champions and Tokyo form and not taking into account that aspas has been at the top of the game for 2, going on 3 years while also saying crashies is better than c0m is fucking braindead. You can't use consistency to put one player above another while also ignoring the consistency of another player

Derrek got nerfed by 100t. He needed to free himself from that team to get back to LCQ form

At least he knows

skrossi

Recently finished A Thousand Splendid Suns. Was the most soul crushing thing I've ever read

If they had picked Jawgemo instead of Demon1 would they be better?

NRG PICKED THE WRONG DUELIST FROM EG!