Bro I remember like 5 years ago my dad was dating some woman who's kids got absolute control of the music that was playing, and their spotify playlist was that song and some other one that I forgot. That shit was playing constantly I felt like I was in fucking Guantanamo Bay or some shit every time I was at their house

Which vocalists' voices just straight up annoy the fuck out of you?

For me it's the guy from Sleep Token. His screams are alright but when he actually tries to sing it all sounds so melodramatic and whiney

Also Benson Boon. I don't outright despise him like a lot of people but the way his voice goes up and down in pitch is so grating

Nah gotta be EG

Potter trynna roleplay as Ash or sAw from CS and has been failing miserably since 2024

Please bro just hang it up, let literally anyone else choose the roster for you and you'll cook

True but I also think Cloud has better initiator util and he doesn't necessarily have to be the main IGL, and even if he was I think his attack side calling would probably be massively improved with a vocal, elite lurker like nAts on the team who can gather a ton of info and help inform the right calls, plus I think GX had some incredibly good set execs and fast rounds which idk if you could get with Kr1stal calling

I'd personally go with Cloud over Kr1stal

He's still an elite player, can be main IGL or second call for nAts, brings good vibes, is pretty flexible and can swap around with something to fill Raze whilst something plays Sova

Fermented Offal Discharge by Necrophagist

Greatest guitar solo OAT

All we need now is 2 more Turkish teenagers and the Champs trophy is ours

Nah bro ts gonna hit like crack I still remember his op ace vs VIT

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY TURKISH TEAM

I don't even think it's that he just seems like a straight up dick to his team mates

seanzo the snake came crawling back after one season

What one year of playing with Zellsis does to a mf

Damn bro must be one of the biggest assholes in the scene

He's been kicked from his last 3 teams with all 3 having rumours of him being toxic and not getting along with the team. TL had great vibes before he joined, absolutely nuked the second they lose their opening match at Champs. Derke aired everything out with VIT. 2023 KOI had talent way above what the team achieved, presumably because he just couldn't get along with anyone, especially sheydos their consensus best player

He's a generational talent but god damn he makes himself as unattractive of a pickup as possible with this track record

TH Lar0k PCIFIC choke goes hard

Nah bro I'm being deadass, ardiis has a good Yoru, a good Kay/o, a good Sova and a good Chamber. He's big chilling in this meta. He can go to TL and feast, trust

TL ardiis they need whimsy

mwzera to KRU

Bro forced to become a KRU glazer against his will

Scrim man

Icy dreams he can have half the aura of the original scrim man

Zero IGLs that aren't perma locked on their teams

Boo, Boaster, nAts, Jamppi, Cloud and MrFaliN are all decent but there's no way any of those move teams except Jamppi who's already probably locked into VIT

True, Kr1stal is another EMEA IGL playing in a different region that we desperately need

And RobbieBK

Russ back to EMEA might be one of the better moves

Wallahi we have zero IGLs

On my soul Chronicle is the perfect fit for TH. Solves all their weird roles and makes their comps so much more flexible, gives them an actual incredibly support player who can set up a duellist (Wo0t) for success, would be cinema, 6 billion trophies to TH instantly

Nuh uh I was praying on my hands and knees begging for TH Chronicle with Wo0t full time duellist don't do this to me

We've had like fuckin no news of signings wtf is this all we've heard so far is players getting cut

Shyyy and Mazino

Apeks had guys like Flickless and Famsii in T2 to pick from and their bum assess still went with Governor, we are never beating the zero good GM's except Cojo and Niklas allegations

EMEA orgs will do anything to avoid signing tier 2 players 💔💔💔

Idk if Champs just mandela effected me but I swear before every game he flipped a coin and decided to either solo carry or sell

My agenda > reality (I was a 2024 100T fan)

Honestly atp Potter would be more of a terrorist coach the way she is building rosters

Bro was banished to tier 2 to play on CP, he doesn't have the job security to be considered a roster terrorist

icy (Duellist (scrim man))
Zellsis (Initiator (LET'S GO BOYS but only when we're playing against Furia and already up by 8 rounds))
bang (Controller (What does he even do??!?!?))
Xeppaa (Flex (Give me liberty give me fire let me diff FNS or I retire))
Boostio (Sentinel IGL (Alcoholic merchant))

aNguiSt

f0rsakeN. He's been an incredible player for a long time but I feel like he's kinda inconsistent on a game to game basis, and whilst he is the most flexible player in the game I feel like the only agent where his util usage feels notably good is Yoru, and even then he's been passed up now that he's not the only one playing him

Still up there with greatest players OAT, just way too glazed

Alright unc pack it up, it ain't 2022 anymore

+shroud run it back who says no?

Surely NAVI/FPX over G2 for actually winning a LAN and having an equal number of top 4 appearances as them internationally

Let's make the longest z00k chain

z00k

I mean it’s exactly what happened last year, especially during MIBR and SR’s games

Can't wait to watch nothing but boring stomps while this site devolves into nothing but brain dead transphobic slop for a month

Yaaaaaaaaaaay

Downfragged for being cultured, we truly are a brainrotted hellhole

Boaster, Keiko, benjyfishy, waddle, ardiis (UK citizen he counts allow it)

Not much firepower but could get hard carried by coaching staff. Imagine mini, neilzinho and Sliggy all coaching a team

Here's a team of Russian speaking T2 players that I think could make a generational run and win Ascension

SimonD4rk - Duellist
sickrey - Initiator
chiwa - Sentinel
zeddy - Controller IGL
purp0 - Flex

She trynna be Ash so bad

FalleN alone makes up for any aura loss present in Furia, Molodoy brings them into positive aura territories by simply being him

Never have I seen such a washed collection of players as 9z

Lar0k way too good to be a 6th man, imo he'd either need to be full time duellist or replace Avez, otherwise he's going to a diff team

I'd go with Kr1stal over Lar0k just so u have an IGL

Ok but when Brazilian teams are so ass sending another Masters to Brazil is a recipe for silent finals

Champions curse has never failed, bro's team is on borrowed time

It changes a lot, but rn either Executioner's Tax by Power Trip or Painkiller by Judas Priest

U guys are getting dos9 and potentially Comeback, ur big chilling