Zellsis (for unrelated reasons tho)

Tbh I think having someone as dogshit at Zellsis kinda screw team comps in general because every single role you could put him on he can't do

Passive anchor/supportive smokes player? He'll drop 0 kills because the mental bandwidth of trynna smoke across the map and call is too much for him

Any kinda duellist or lurk role? Nah his mechanics are too bad to play agents that'll take isolated ones/aim duels and your team will have zero space

Passive flex? Mental bandwidth argument plus it's off meta

Scan? Scan players also need to be able to take isolated ones, and have good enough mechanics to reliably play off their duellists space and trade effectively

Bro lowkey is a util training range bot

5-20 on the most passive agent in the game that can bait, lurk and passive anchor is utterly diabolical work. Atp no amount of projecting charisma or being as loud as possible can distract or justify ts bruh

Lowkey the whimsy ran out and now he's locked in and on track to drop quadruple Zellsis' kills whilst 100% going full tilt no comms

Got my 5 minutes of guitar practice in despite getting called into work

johnqt 1.51 rating across the series, icl I'd be moving like LowTierGod backstage at N4RRATE if I was him

I can't imagine the PTSD SEN fans have from him picking Ascent and forcing double senti Deadlock again and again with no change in playbook in 2024 stage 2

reduxx and N4RRATE better appear in the seangares files

An aspas opp cuz bro somehow made bro pick t0x over him

Let's be so fr it's probably an even stupider decision to try and become a permanent citizen of the US atm, especially for a guy from Africa

FREEDUXX MISSED 2 OUTLAW SHOTS ON A GUY WHO WASN'T LOOKING AT HIM AND SHIFT WALKING YOU CAN'T MAKE TS UP

Team of failed brawk cosplayer, baiter, first round tilter, walking ult orb and an aspas opp being called smart KEKW

BerLINglazer

French flag

Make it make sense

This slander is so good I could die

Put all the jail players on a team together

Meiy (Duellist)
johnqt (Flex + IGL)
yetujey (Sentinel)
RieNs (Initiator)
Sylvan (Controller)

Would be a cinema team to watch

Nah bro john might have to take an isolated 1 or take first contact on lurk/anchor if he plays anything but Tejo

Imagine going from zekken and TenZ entry duo to N4RRATE and reduxx terrorism

Also reduxx is lowkey putting on more of a terrorist class

He just needs more time guys, in 2028 when he has 9 performance coaches just focused on him and swapped roles another 7 times he'll finally be able to consistently average an exactly 1.00 rating every other stage, it's just a mental issue guys he'll find his consistency soon, and when he does, stay on that side. I don't want your fake support

Sentenced to feel what zekken felt like last year

Not a single hinder assist btw

HE FINALLY GOT ONE ON A DECAYED GUY WITH SHORTY!!!!!!

HE COULDN'T GO 0 FOR 7?

0-5 btw

Zero nerfs after Champs btw

I sacrificed my son to RieNs, our victory is written in the earth with his blood

Everyone called him b0ng last year because they knew he'd be smoking that SEN pack whether he was on the team or playing against them

SimonD4rk
chiwa
MAGNUM
Razziss
globeX
Famsii
stonezy
Fragger
waddle
Kada
sh1n
sickrey
CyvOph
sunfloweR
nataNk

All these cracked up and coming T2 players or proven fraggers in T1 that lost their spot for whatever reason and every EMEA org is more concerned with finding the next most random ahhh NA T2 player we might be cooked gng

An IGL who goonmaxes his way to a win?

4th one is crazy if true, EDG went from the strongest stan recipients with S1Mon to irl Naoya

Ngl Asuna been kinda fragging lately, maybe being in Raze jail was his limiting factor all along

I am missing context, why is CB an asshole?

It was revealed to me in a vision from the heavens sent to me for sacrificing my first born to Team Heretics

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/b27885f0

It is written in the stars, SiuFatBB will be doing press ups on stage at Santiago

Pretty decent so far, doesn't really have any stand out tracks on the first half but they've all been ok-good

Better hear a guitar solo that makes me see the 5th dimension otherwise we may be looking at Dave Mustaine washed discussions

He has to have clips of Potter ripping it no other reason bro is still on this team

Have you ever played middle of the pack teams with your vlr rating on the line?

Ethan, Jawg and Demon1 hit wonder being the best player itw for 2 months before falling off a cliff

C0M - scan
Sayf - flex/second duellist
Zellsis - senti
pANcada - smokes
ScreaM - duellist

Could this team win a game in China?

TH -MiniBoo, they have ZERO good comp options remaining with this Comeback bum who can't play Waylay or Yoru

Back to back finals losses traumatised my man, he has a PTSD flashback to Seoul every time he hears a Neon slide and seizes up and starts living in the past

Would be better than Comeback fs

I'm still waiting on the day a team drops the bag and tries to get vo0kashu back to EMEA

He is next up, EMEA must be saved by Russian teenagers who don't go outside, Turkey can't solo carry us

https://www.vlr.gg/598924/funplus-phoenix-vs-tyloo-vct-2026-china-kickoff-ur1

Most generational ascension storyline ever

Yh I hate to say it but benjy's fragging fell off a cliff after 2024, it's like he got replaced by a slitheen or some shit he doesn't look like the same player

Go back and watch some of BBL games from last year, honestly MAGNUM made a case for top 3 sentis in region

-benjy I hate to say it but the fisherman has been catching nothing but seaweed ever since Cypher stopped being the dominant senti his anchoring has been poor and his lurks are way too passive to get any space

+MAGNUM lowkey idk why this guy isn't on a team, he's an incredibly solid anchor, is one of the most experienced players in EMEA and from his time on BBL last year he clearly still has it

-Comeback yeah bros agent pool is cooked all he can play to the same level as MiniBoo is Jett and his Waylay, Yoru and Raze are all mid-bad. -MiniBoo might be the biggest blunder of the off season across any team

+Razziss cracked Russian fetus who plays Yoru and Waylay whose been tearing up T2 for a while now

Instant runback of the 2024 form

Gonna need aspas to start leaving duolingo premium gift cards around the Americas studio to subtly gaslight him into learning English