He will be sent to Rio de Janeiro

MiBr Aspas
MiBr Verno
MiBr Mazino
MiBr Zekken
MiBr Nats

As a a Level 20 Brazilian
I hereby decree Inspire forgiven from his crimes against the Brazilian crown.

The evidence presented:
https://x.com/inspire_val/status/1981047529744510980?t=RcOGLvY-Rk5J18AcHThGhg&s=19

Confirms good character and a body of sound mind.
This forgiveness reinstitutes rights previously withheld such as eligibility for honorary citizenship, access to Brazilian Baddies and good PR with sane br fans (Loud fans excluded as they are subhuman demonic beings)

Literally can only find success if the duelist is insane levels of cracked
Spike
Aspas
Dgzin

and even then bum ass fucks like urango, shaw, mazin, koy, xenom and stk drag them down

i think Ion2x is a better player, but unfortunately he didnt get the title of black valorant player of all time

Damn i got tricked by the lighting

Congrats on him for being the second NA black valorant player of all time, unfortunately Paint was the first.

Apparently the lighting lied to me, hes indian, paint remains the only ever black valoranter

Yeah? is he actually good? he was pretty mid on elevate?

Furia fans

CG5 looking ahh

why do you not favour the 3rd team then? is ativik and jow too old?

brazilian here, ive been thinking about how unstable south america's region is on valorant
so i wanted you guy's opinion on a few latam only roster i cooked up for t2, my aim here is to make a latam team that could do a run on the new 2026 system and get to champs or atleast VCT Americas Top 4

Mephisto / Nicomachine / Tinchoff / Melser / Shyy
Mephisto / MiradaNinja / Nicomachine / Adverso / Erde

Erde / Ativik / Mephisto / Nicomachine / Jow (Personal Favourite)

Siduzord is the only one thats worth anything on that roster

So, how are Sentinels fans feeling about possibly picking up Cortezia?
I mean, if they manage to keep Zekken, or make an actual fire roster, this could be a ressurection of the team no?

Remember folks, Pxs had never touched the initiator role before brutally molesting Loud with 2G

Get 2G, the org is leaving the Valorant scene so it's a rare skin

Could be

Artzin
Cortezia
Alym
V0ra
Timotino

fucking stupid

The movie is mild slop but songs are good

There are lots of plays where you can tell Verno was an inch away from calling ICE on Xenom lmao

What commiserations?

Riot saw Ohnepixel was watch partying Valorant and decided to pander to the virgin reddit CSGO purists

Repeat after me
"I AM reading all that"

Just like Loud, EG will never be internationally relevant ever again

Aspas Yellow fever + F/A + Japanese Hype

Less lost his few aura on Loud
Vitality made him unable to gain aura
He became aura deficient

Red CANIDs winning it all

He does speak english
Has discipline
Was good on a a stable roster
Consistent clutcher
Playmaker

If fRod can cure him from the Furia effect Heat could go back to goated

Then why does he keep changing his men like a high school valley girl?

You want Heat?

Americas
Good - Stellae, TSM Shinden
Unstable - Red, Envy, Winthrop, 6K
Bad - 9z, Solid

Aspas
Sato
Spike
Kajaak
Hyumin

Artzin I believe Verno wanted him out
Cortezia I feel like he's only getting shafted due to siding with the rookies

I'm trying to figure out who would aspas want over Artzin and Cortezia

So, if Aspas does stay on MiBr, with Verno.
Who do you guys think they will get? Because cutting Cortezia Artzin is a clear sign they don't want rookies.

Who do you guys suggest?
(These are players with AT LEAST a 5% of yes, no need to tweak out over names)

My list of people they might try to get is
Mindfreak, Sylvan, Laz, Zekken, Cryo, V1c, Eeiu, Suygetsu, Mazino, Demon1, Heat

With the possibilities in mind I think the roster that would work better could be
Controller: Sylvan, Mindfreak
Sentinel: Laz, Demon1, Cortezia (PLEASEEE PLEASEEE KEEP HIM VERNO IM BEGGING YOU)
Flex: Mazino, Heat

It's so sad, they could literally either be great (keep AsoasVernoCorteziaArtzin) or be decent (Keep Artzin Cortezia)

But now, when Verno and Aspas leave, they will have nothing

MIBR isn't poor
They are just cheapskates
They have more money then C9 EG and Envy

They just refuse to spend it lmao

I pose to you the Dexter De Shawn question

MIBR commits suicide right after

Aspas is obsessed with winning trophies, Zekken consistently complains his team wasn't playing to Sacy's requirements after he left (Sacy clearly has an influence on him) and that they aren't winning

It's not the strongest possibility, but Zekken could want to go to a team that has a great IGL and a guy that always makes playoffs on Champs.

Plus fRod is a clearly good coach that cares about boot camps and Meta

LOUD management surveyed the team on Changes for 2024
It is not clear what exactly they said, but it revolved around e getting fRod out of the picture
Possibly so Saadhak could cook his awful comps and Less could protect his ego

Demon1- Furia
Boostio - Furia
S1mon - Loud
yay - Loud
okeanos - Mibr
mindfreak - Mibr
babybay - Loud
urango - Loud

Okay, so there are some speculations that have been frustrating me with how impossible they are.

MIBR is NOT picking up Less, Saadhak and Pancada.
The only way they would be able to is if Aspas, Verno AND fRod left

Pancada has made it clear he doesn't want to comm in english
Saadhak & Less were responsible for fRod losing his job on Loud.
And Mibr isn't dropping fRod because then they lose ASPAS, because Aspas LIKES fRod.

MIBR ZEKKEN is more possible, MIBR MAZINO is more possible

If it goes back to normal before masters. It was planned

Actually.its

KRU Saadhak Less
LEV Spike Sato
MIBR Sylvan
LOUD Okeanos
FURIA Alym Artzin Cortezia

EG Tex Com
C9 Bao
100T Miniboo

SEN Reduxx Satellite Kyu
G2 All
NRG All

Well, if you compare them to C9 and 100T.... At least they made money with the budgeting

100T and C9 continued to be mid

I hate unbiased crowds
It's so boring

I want the crowd to love one team and hate the other
Give me boos, heckles, cheers and screaming

Falcons

that dont mean they dont got bank, it mean they dont give a fuck

10 on each role