Spiritualmente Paraná
Fisicamente são paulo

sovt

a hungry man thinks of bread

depends on where your ears are
the rest of the head doesnt technically exist

açaí
só gosto do cupuaçu q meu tio faz, o de pavê
pacume

only
in relevance

ura
ng
o w
ill forever
by be more relevant

i am high
from brazil
ask me anything

no, like boni boni

im thinking about nicknaming him boni boni
thik it fits
hbu all?

i prefer Mibr Lukxo, or Mibr Heat, or a player thar can play duelist and sentinel

there are only 8 teams?
12 teams qualified?

im not even saying zekken plays bad, im saying there could be some bad juju that makes his teams lose.
in regards to criticism, i dont even feel safe criticizing him cuz every time i do, he becomes goated out of nowhere

Mwzera was once good too

Like, this is the third year whatever team zekken is in tends to start to collapse and wobble.
He seems like a good guy, maybe he's just cursed like furia

Yeah, put em in a decent team ffs
Get Cortezia back while we're at it

I might be high but I legit read the title as "Jew" and was very confused and worried Netanyahu or Epstein did something valorant related

Kick Asspas
Kick t0x

Get Lukxo
Get Erde

Please make a prophecy that says loud will be removed from franchising and replaced by a better Brazilian org

He won the trophy by BEATING his former teammates

I didn't watch breeze, holy shit they were that far behind? Holy resilience

HE ALMOST BEAT M80 AND TSM TOO LMFAOOOOO

i mean, his first few maps were pretty rough tbh
if koalanoob and artzin werent on such heaters at the start alym couldve possibly never found his footing

why are the kyedae threads still up

pretty slow ngl

it sucks that there isnt a decent team in need of a cracked sentinel in americas

Airball of the century

tell me one good song that mf made in the last 3 years

in what fucking context would anyone use that Savage song by aespa? that shit is TRASH
i get a better experience by listening to hyperbaiter

can anyone explain to me why the current majority kpop songs sound like frankenstein abominations of music?
The older one either were annoyingly catchy or were literally just a regular song in a known genre but sung in korean.
The current ones sound like sound collages with dubstep kinks all over it, and thats not even mentioning the Godawful random english words with zero context or the weird hip-hop segments that transition into melodic segments with a background sound equivalent to hearing a robot rape a pressure cooker.

What the fuck happenned? the songs arent even generic pop enymore, they sound like what a grandma would describe experimental techno+reggaton sounds like

Epstein islanders are running VCT, that's why they have the +18 rule, to keep the young players in the island

It depends, Frieren is very good at what it does
Problem is that if you don't like what it does, you won't like Frieren.
A horror movie can be the best horror movie ever, someone who dislikes horror will still dislike it

John Riot was on the island confirmed

To all who are aware, it has been shown recently that Jeffrey Epstein was responsible for pushing microtransactions in videogames, this is worrying.

Why is riot still expecting money for battle pass skins? Why are they still maintaining a system made by such an evil person?
Is riot pro-pedophilia?

Very bad

Timezones vro

Aspas
Eeiu
Neon
Cryo
Lukxo

if my goat continues to be washed he might end up on the fart fetish org

Babybay, Koalanoob, Demon1, all made comebacks
why cant a known good player like heat do aswell?

dawg Heat was always good, he only looked bad on that collapsing dumpster fire that was pre-admin reform furia

forgive me i do not know enough NA ball

it seems it takes alot of humility to do that

thx

The teams below do not need changes:
Mibr / Nrg / Furia / G2 / Lev / 100T

The teams below have extenuating circunstances that stop me from properly suggesting fixes:
Kru / Envy

The teams below need changes:
C9 / SEN / EG / LOUD

SENTINELS
-Kyu -Narrate
+JonahP +Demon1

LOUD
-Cauanzin -Pancada -Virtyy
+Siduzord +Erde +Heat

EG
-Supamen -Okeanos
+Zerona +Satellite

C9
-Xeppa
+Chloric

what did he say

look, im still not convinced they will stay great, but here are some clear reasons why they are good right now

• Reliable "Op"er [Every decent team needs someone who can lock down angles with the op]
• Player Quality [Furia has players that have good aim, maybe they wont have the best aim forever, but they have enough aim for what they plan to do]
• Team Sinergy [The players clearly have sinergy and trust, leading to better teamwork and more coordinated teamplay]
• Meta Follower [They aren't trying to redefine the meta or create a new one, they just play whats strong]
• Clear Hierarchy [The previous Furia lineups didnt have a clear and effective management, players had too much say while coaches had too little]
• Underdog Mentality [All of the players in the team have an above average desire to win and prove themselves, so they put in more effort]
• Gun Abuse [Enemy team on half shields? buy outlaw, defending close quarters? shotguns]
• Properly Developed Roster [This roster unlike the previous ones, was fully trialed, no unwarranted nepotism, and even after trialling, they played as much Offseasons they could]
• Consistent Scrims [They are always scrimming and VOD reviewing, they want to improve]
• Clear Fundamentals [You can see in the gameplay, they trade, they save, they play safe, they wait, they bait, they totem, they hold each others hand on site]
• Adaptive Gamestyle [They actually change their setups and react to plays, they have good strat basis but also are decent enough to build upon the stratbook in real time]
• Focused Coach [On Shaw's YT page, he mentions how players need activities that dont evolve into chores (dating,gym,videogames), something outside that truly removes them from the competitive stress, which is why he encourages them to do other things outside trainning, dating, gym and video games]

Now, this doesnt mean that Furia is the best team in the world, or that they "cracked the code", all of this is funnily enough very well-known by pros, Furia is just one of the teams that are currently with the full checklist.
Maybe a new patch will break their strat book, maybe some drama will start between players, maybe someone gets sick. i dont know, im afraid, i want Furia to continue to be good, but while they are good, these seem to be the clear reasons why.

Lev?

MIBR?

FURIA????????????????

WHY??

Erde - Controller
JonahP - Initiator/Flex
Heat - Flex/Duelist
Demon1 - Duelist/Flex
Lukxo - Sentinel

Erde - Controller
JonahP - Initiator/Flex
Heat - Flex/Duelist
Demon1 - Duelist/Flex
Lukxo - Sentinel

Loud

Demon1
Heat
JonahP
Lukxo
Erde

Brazil is a nationality not an ethnicity dude, southern brazilians are white as fuck, theres a fuckton of chin/jap/kor+eans on São Paulo, indigenous dominate the northwest region while black dominate the northeast region

That "ive may got zero kills but i can still clutch against yall" was pristine
beautiful.
i am brazilian, thank you, loud needs to be fully humiliated