GET RID OF XEPPA, BRING IN HEAT, OR ALVINBOY, OR TUYZ

Please win a title PLEASE

(1 day of srim btw)

Goatezia

thats the problem, i work, i already graduated, where am i going? the big majority of my friends live 200km from me (we met during high school)

Was at a family gathering during lunch, had to sit through my parents and some relatives re-telling their love stories (talking about how they met, etc)

Shit is so cooked, they're all 20+ tears together with healthy relationships.

And I'm on fucking vlr

This just tells me he's very efficient in showing his teammates how to properly entry
And he seems to be needed to remind those players since Lev stop understanding how to breathe after he left

Literally the only weak aspect of this team is Tex

Alym
Artzin
Nerve
AlvinBoy
Mitch

let him build hype on furia please

Dude, Less + Saadhak is good for it

holy shit thats right they never did

GC Relegation

Zerona isnt confirmed by the rumors, just trialed, just like eeiu, i just think eeiu has a better shot

I wanna preface this by saying that the in-tier order teams can be equal.
The teams will be in order and as a basis i am using these rumored rosters:

--S Tier-- These guys will sleep at the top of the region
MiBr = Zekken Aspas Mazino Tex Verno
NRG = Keiko Ethan Mada Brawk Skuba
G2 = Leaf Jawgemo Valyn Trent JonahP

--A Tier-- If these guys get on a groove they are able to beat the tier above, however they are groove dependant
Lev = Sato Spike Kingg Blow Neon
SEN = Satelite Narrate Reduxx Cortezia Kyu
Kru = Dante Mwzera Saadhak Less Silentzz

--B Tier-- Colliseum tier, these mfs will kill each other but never reach the 1st tier
EG = Com Icy Okeanos Supamen Derrek
Furia = Artzin Alym Koala Nerve Eeiu
100T = Timotino Asuna Vora Cryo Bang
Loud = Lukxo Virtyy Pancada Cauanzin Shyy+Erde
Envy = Inspire Poppin Eggster Glyph Infiltrator (Iffy rumors)
C9 = Oxy V1c Xeppa Zellsis Penny

LMFAO HE GOT REJECT LED FROM F0RIA

No, I am claiming Sentinels, FURIA, MiBr, Kru AND Lev as Brazilian.

Fuck loud

These mfs WILL NOT be seated during the games

he can only farm the inconsistent monkeys of t2, a man with a functioning brain can no diff havoc, take for example Com

no more raafa, no more havoc, no more peu.

sad we had to sacrifice Dgzin and Pxs to keep those frauds out of T1 but oh well

Give havoc a brain transplant and its over

gotta make it clear im no singling out the sexes, im slandering both

No you fuckers arent

We all know you Vlr mfs can't hold an honest conversation about the "sport" of Valorant.
But generally it's because you attention seeking e-whores (male) keep ragebaiting each other

But why is it that vctwt seems fully incapable of comprehending the aspects of the sport? Any time those dipshits show up it feels like I'm sitting across the nerd table hearing them talk about what game baddie they goon to.

Legit, they only talk about which Valorant pros they want to be tongued by, like I get it, you see one of those mfs hard carrying a team, it makes you feel things, but are you that mentally incapable that the mere existence of sex completely devolves your brain to that of a scandalous cat in heat?

"Kpopfication" "misogyny" "tribalism"
No you bitch ass cunts are just severely underdeveloped

Damn

What do you mean? Zekken and Verno have been Brazilian for a while?

Team Solid
Doujin Ugly Bastard type roster

Sen Reduxx
Sen Kyu
Sen Narrate
Sen Cortezia
Sen Timotino

i dont know why Sen fans are complaining

alot of people forget this, but Mibr isnt a full org, they are a subsect of immortals gaming which is so large google cant even evaluate thir worth
and Mibr themselves are worth millions

could be goated?

the trophy lust is real

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Out of all the names i was expecting to read, this was the most unexpected one
made me cackle

it makes 23 and 24 hurt even more, the roster was ass cuz the org literally didnt fucking care about them

when the rumours came out he didnt immediately sign i thought it was an obvious possibility
Zekken wants to win
Zekken loves Sacy
Aspas and Verno want to win
Aspas seems to always have a run on champions and is held back by teammates
Kaplan had an unfortunate meta-read
fRod always has atleast a decent read

alot of people forget this, but Mibr isnt a full org, they are a subsect of immortals gaming which is so large google cant even evaluate thir worth
and Mibr themselves are worth millions

Sacy was on his stream when talking about roster movements, when mentioning Mibr he simply said "2026 will be great"
When asked about the Zekken Verbal Agreement he said "im not getting involved with that rumour", which considering his style is actually confirmation he was involved. (that bald headed stud always does that, he openly lied when asked if was joining sentinels before the announcement)
Also when you take into account Sacy's influence on Zekken and how much Zekken glazes him it makes sense

i just want my Goatzin to win atleast a VCT americas

Zekken / Aspas / Chronicle / Verno

wtf is this

there was some sort of conflict that divided the team with Verno and Aspas on one side and Artzin Xenom on the other.
Cortezia sided witn Art and got RF/A

I just wanna say, im so happy i was right.

Apparently one of the main reasons Zekken accepted was Sacy's involvement on the deal. Sacy might come back as MIBR's AC.
And to the people confused, this move makes sense on Zekken's part, we know he has Trophylust, he is always the one criticizing his own team when they lose. It makes sense that out of the available options he would chose an Org with structure, a Great coach and most importantly Trophy Lusting teammates.

I just hope they dont turn out like G2 and TH, "the superteam that never fucking wins"

Furia might mog loud ngl

Zekken has made it pretty clear he is infatuated with winning, and everytime SEN lost Zekken was the first one with harsh words
It makes sense he would want to Join Aspas an Verno who are known to also have trophy lust

He will be sent to Rio de Janeiro

MiBr Aspas
MiBr Verno
MiBr Mazino
MiBr Zekken
MiBr Nats

As a a Level 20 Brazilian
I hereby decree Inspire forgiven from his crimes against the Brazilian crown.

The evidence presented:
https://x.com/inspire_val/status/1981047529744510980?t=RcOGLvY-Rk5J18AcHThGhg&s=19

Confirms good character and a body of sound mind.
This forgiveness reinstitutes rights previously withheld such as eligibility for honorary citizenship, access to Brazilian Baddies and good PR with sane br fans (Loud fans excluded as they are subhuman demonic beings)

Literally can only find success if the duelist is insane levels of cracked
Spike
Aspas
Dgzin

and even then bum ass fucks like urango, shaw, mazin, koy, xenom and stk drag them down

i think Ion2x is a better player, but unfortunately he didnt get the title of black valorant player of all time

Damn i got tricked by the lighting

Congrats on him for being the second NA black valorant player of all time, unfortunately Paint was the first.

Apparently the lighting lied to me, hes indian, paint remains the only ever black valoranter

Yeah? is he actually good? he was pretty mid on elevate?