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ok guys time to put in all the t2 and t3 coaches, send me the names

ty

me pls

they havent changed any of their shit since the beginning of 2023, so other teams caught on, and the new shit theyre trying out is trash

this you?
https://www.vlr.gg/247102/natus-vincere-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2023-group-stage-winners-d
https://www.vlr.gg/130690/funplus-phoenix-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2022-lr3
https://www.vlr.gg/130678/drx-vs-funplus-phoenix-valorant-champions-2022-ubqf

pujan mehta

nah bcj was a huge reason they made it as far as they did, he was actually like top 3 initator at champs

S Gaurdian Vandal
A Ghost Frenzy Phantom Ares
B Marshal Spectere Judge Operator Odin
C Classic Shorty Stinger
D Sheriff Bulldog
F Bucky

Look at my glorious king https://twitter.com/willminder/status/1744843988673184187
Only person in valorant to be in the top 20 3 times, with the highest being 3rd (on jett, not a chamber merchant). Since joining Envy in 2021 and throughout 2022 in OPTIC, Yay went negative KD in ONLY 2/52 matches, which both took play at international events. During 2022 if yay has a non traded first death, Optic lost the round 78.95% of the time. When Yay got more than 16 kills per map (the average amount of kills per player is 15.2) Optic would win on average 4.75 more rounds than when he got less than 16 kills. The only person across 2023 that had more impact here than Yay was Jinggg (5.56 round won). Yays impact kills increased optics win chances 352% (next highest of the top team was 2023 Aspas at 339%)

look at this fucking tomate

added the ones i didnt already have

crashies

bren with 1 hour no cameras no police

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brother they didnt have a coach

sen v fnc
100t v ascend
kru v sen
optic v drx (go back and watch it, might be one of the games of all time)
prx v fnc
optic v loud (grand final)
fnc v loud
eg v fnc upper final
eg v prx upper final

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meant to be atom, misspelled

after lev last year...im sorry brother but this guy onur MIGHT be the worst coach in any leauge the way he coached lev last year

hes already there at 5

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yes lets not put the champion winning, coach of the year who litterally beat him in the most important game of his carear

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by one round

are they?

putting ange1 on yoru isnt as bad as whatever the fuck their doing at NRG, sorry mate but he gotta stay

nah mce has said on stream that wasnt his descion, there were role issues (idk how they thought signing 2 flexes and 2 duelists was a good idea) but he wanted to keep yay but because c9 are broke they kicked him

deryeon raze isnt that good, Rb looks cracked on raze rn, maybe they switch for jett

imo there arent really any good igls out there that would fit in with the roles

yay would look so good back on sentinel with mce coaching

Me: Hades tracker

as we know bleed have infinite money, so im going off that fact that they can buy out these players
-lejiaa
-retla
+mCe (amazing coach, well known for building up fundamentals really high and creating strong teams)
+Rb (look im biased and want my goat on a good team, but it makes sense-he wont win anything in china being the best player in the region, and he plays with zest)
the roles would then be
Yay-sentinel (would fit him way better)
Sscary-smokes
Zest-initator
Deryeon-flex
Rb-main duelist

jawg ace vs nrg
mindfreak 1v4 clutch vs loud
forsaken 1v5 ace clutch vs heretics

listen, termi is a great coach, its been known. Hes doing great things with DRX, but that still doesnt make up for dropping the goat rb. Rb come back to a good tea. I miss you pookie

yay>derke
victor>chronicle
crashies>leo
marved>boaster
fns<alfajer
fns>boaster

8/8

Mine is Vipers ace line "You wanted a villian? I gave you a villian!"

where is DeyahAlAjarma? he clears all these frauds

who gives a shit aot is the greatest of all time

nah without boosty and ethan and demon1 playing like shit i dont see it

yeah but eg new that. they got better players for less money and they look way better than the other players they let go

fr

OK so we all know the situation where EG mangement make the team take pay cuts and tore the team apart, but what if i told you that was the most 5 head move they could make. Look at every player whos left EG now:
Demon1-looks shit even on jett
Ethan-horrible igling, trash fragging
C0m-extremly mid
Boostio doesnt count because he was planing on leaving since tokyo anyway so the paycuts didnt effect him.
EG roster now looks insane, beating the "superteam, top 2 players in each role, best player itw" and the former champs. Potter is showing why shes the best coach itw, Dawgemo looks like a top 3 duelist itw, derrek is putting up numbers we havent seen since 2022 lcq, nature looks like one of the best igls in the leauge, supaman is a top 3 smokes player in the leauge, and apoth may be the best sentinel in americas besides less rn.
EG managment have better players rn for bassicly no money, and currently look like they could make it to shanghai. everyone clowned on the management for being broke and evil, when they were actually just 50 steps ahead

so bassicly then you and then from there you get and thats that! hope this helped

real talk is my goat cooked? will he ever get out of china on to a top team? my goat is so fucking good, the second best flex itw after forsaken, 2nd most flexible after forsaken, god tier on every agent and role. PLEASE SOMEONE GOOD SIGN HIM. PLEASE.

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after what he did to sen idk