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Americas - USA, Brazil
EMEA - Russia, Turkiye
APAC - S.Korea, China
ez for Turkiye 13-5
tough game but 13-10 Turkiye wins
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in.
After bathing, she came out naked, spread her legs and started shaving in front of him. She tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK at home?”
He replied, “Yes, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now.”
FUT looking good this year
tough game 15-13 FUT
There's 1 million nuns.
They get on a bus from Dublin and are going on a tour of Europe. So the bus takes off for Belfast. They stay in a hotel there and when they wake up the head nun sees that half of her nuns have been murdered. She's in shock, doesn't know what to do, she rounds up the remaining nuns and heads back to the bus where they take off to get the ferry to England and on to London, just before the bus is about to leave she notices this strange little man, he's just standing there staring at the bus. The head nun dismisses this and off they pop.
The bus gets to London after a fairly long journey and they check in at a hotel. Same thing happens, head nun wakes up to find half her nuns murdered. Now she's getting a bit angry as she's lost a lot of nuns now. Again she gets back in the bus with the remaining nuns and sees this little man there again, just staring at them. The bus heads off to Paris, they check into the hotel, wake up and half of her nuns again have been killed. Now the head nun is getting really worried and angry, she packs up her nuns and they head off to Amsterdam, again she sees this little man there in the distance.
They arrive in Amsterdam, go about their nun business, check into the hotel, same thing happens again, half of the nuns are dead. The head nun is getting really pissed off now, they pack up their things and head off to Berlin, again little man standing there staring at the bus.
They arrive in Berlin, hotel, dead nuns again. The head nun loads up the nuns she has left and drives off to Warsaw, again little man there, just staring at the bus.
They arrive in Warsaw, same story, check into the hotel, wake up, half the nuns dead. The head nun goes outside the hotel and sees the little man, she starts chasing after him, running and running after him they go through Latvia, Estonia, Finland and end up in Moscow when she finally catches up with him. She asks him "Did you kill my nuns?"
The little man responds: "No"
tough game but ZETA 2-1 EDG
I support BBL Queens. If they don't, i want ZETA to win.
ez for ZETA
EDG 3-0
Sevilla 1-2 Arsenal
Galatasaray 2-2 Bayern
Braga 0-3 Real Madrid
Inter 2-0 Salzburg
Man.U 2-1 Kopenhag
Benfica 2-2 Real Sociedad
Union 0-1 Napoli
PSV 3-1 Lens
I wanna visit both but i can go one of them, which city is better?
Those who say EMEA are......... i can smell hate and jealousy
fax and maybe we can add Alfajer
debatable, nAts was insane in 2021
you're right he carried whole team that year