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all good copypastas i found in vlr

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Dr_DoofenshmirtZ

"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.

They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...

NA? KEKW GO TO STORE KEKW GET SHOT KEKW SURVIVE? KEKW 1 MIL MEDICAL BILL KEKW

📞 4Head HELLO NA? 📞 4Head EU HERE 📞 4Head ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞 4Head

NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional Valorant scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of Valorant.

OpieOP BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY OpieOP VALORANT I CANNOT PLAY OpieOP EU STAR PLAYERS I HAVE TO PAY OpieOP PROPER HEALTHCARE AN OCEAN AWAY OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP IM NA OpieOP

4Head I'm from NA 4Head My job is streaming 4Head Getting out of groups? 4Head You must be dreaming! 4Head

OpieOP EU IS SO BA... OpieOP WAIT LET ME TAKE A BREATH OpieOP EU IS S... OpieOP I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE OpieOP FK GIVE ME ANOTHER BURGER OpieOP

SHAHZAM OUTDATED Jebaited TENZ OVERRATED Jebaited SICK UNDERWEIGHTED Jebaited ZOMBS COPYPASTED Jebaited DAPR WASTED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited SENTINELS ELIMINATED Jebaited

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is

I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”

I burst into tears, our relationship was finished

Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies.

I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim” . I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day

sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he isn't jett. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned

What the hell are both of these teams doing? I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. I can't believe I'm being held back by my teammates this bad. Any orgs feel free to DM me.

Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.

I hecking love SEN TenZ, I watch him changing crosshairs everyday and use them in valorant games.
I do go 10-23 in my games but i still believe his crosshairs give me aimbot.
Every kill i get is because of SEN TenZ's crosshair

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free

I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.

I cannot any more hide
Sentinels is my pride
Redemption arc or I do ......
I the groom, dapr my bride
SicK will always be my side
Rawkus will guide, ShahZam decide
Zombs is the anchor we provide
Tenz do wee woo and opponents died
Sentinels is my pride
I cannot any more hide

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan
My mom beats me FeelsBadMan
My brother beats me FeelsBadMan
My sister beats me FeelsBadMan
At least I feel safe with NA, because they can't beat anyone FeelsOkayMan

According to the scientific logs found in the Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Vanity was born from a pregnant Steel, found deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter its DNA

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MilanTheMyth
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missed this-
Jarso oh! Jarso thank! Jarso! tha- Jaarsawt... Jarsooo.... Oh my God is that Jarso with the five gifted subs?! Oh my God! Jarsoty! This is Jarso here Jarso de best utubir, in plenet JarsoYT Jarso! thank you Jarsoyt! Jarso thanks for the- JARSOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Fluffyy
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TSM wins Champion
TS Mishra University or TSM is a Nigerian hospital in UP, India with notable students like Mathuresh Wardhal (Matt Wardell)
Yasine Subroza Kumar, Hamza hazed Khan (recently moved to Not Really Good chess org), and love Leviathan Kush. Best team in Gully Cricket 2020 but no results in ODI 2021. They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022.
~ via downcomer
Latest addition : Sources say that they also have a secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess.com after Chatrapati "Chet" Chatur's failed attempt at making them play the game like CSGO (fantasy anime game set in 2055 featuring waifus and other 2d grills)

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ciro
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I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Lulquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.

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Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
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if u have any new ones gimme so i can update

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SigmaMale
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Rip you will get timed out now

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minte
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valalrante cartoon

STATS

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not_smart_user
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I'm an XSET fan, and I don't know why everyone just seems just hate them? Obviously everyone has their own opinion and I couldn't give two shits if you like them or not, but I'm genuinely bewildered as to why literally everyone just despises them.

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Yay became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Jacob" asks FNS. I've never been better Pujan, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site

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