babysasuke
Flag: United States
Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: June 2, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Posts: 19223
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cold take, FPX clears

posted 2 days ago

100T didn't have a problem

Other region's 1st seeds must just be ass

posted 2 days ago

light work for GOATmericas

posted 2 days ago

where is this coming from πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 2 days ago

They were trying to give away free wins to China by giving them the weakest competition

didn't go as planned

posted 2 days ago

If Riot didnt script for 7 upsets in the last stage of the round robin they would have made this event

posted 2 days ago

They will get grouped

posted 2 days ago

TH KC NAVI VIT

posted 2 days ago

I don't think FNC quals for champs

posted 2 days ago

And they'll all play elims against EMEA teams πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 2 days ago

never underestimate the power of the scout's code

posted 2 days ago

Put me in for boaster and I can call "default for 1:20 and wait for someone to make a mistake" and drop more than an average of 6 kills per map

This guy sucks, the system doesn't work, and he belongs on Twitch instead of the stage.

posted 2 days ago

b0tster is a fraudulent IGL and an ass player, holding back the other players on this team from accomplishing anything worthwhile

Only on the team for this long because he gets social media engagement for flukenatic from valorant 11 year old twerk enjoyer tik tok cringe fanbase

posted 2 days ago

FNC in a good position when they get a real IGL

posted 2 days ago

ok gm πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

EDG reverse sweep

posted 2 days ago

What if EDG wins?

posted 2 days ago

cope and seethe G2 mogs

posted 2 days ago

Tenure on ghost, M80, and a Masters win counts for something no?

posted 2 days ago

Valid question imo

posted 2 days ago

EMEA not beating anyone that’s not from EMEA

posted 2 days ago

Boaster and angel make it but not johnqt?

Pandering no?

posted 2 days ago

yeah that's why b0tster's gotta go

posted 2 days ago

Bro abandoned his last dogshit thread because he got cooked too hard and made an even worse one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Go to the pub and get a pint bruv, you've done enough for today innit

posted 2 days ago

Only in EMEA can you see someone drop 30 kills in 15 rounds and absolutely shitstomp one of your teams and cope to this degree

has to be a systemic issue, luckily Uzbekistan doesn't seem to be cursed with this

posted 2 days ago

it'd be better if you flamed nitro directly for bot fragging imo

posted 2 days ago

Bro put b0tfajer over Sayf??????????

posted 2 days ago

need to start educating your fellow EMEA fans, getting embarrassing at this point

posted 2 days ago

who cares EG is cooking πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 2 days ago

He's not even a pro player, he's getting cooked by randoms on tik tok for his ranked clips kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

No one is talking about ratzam πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted 2 days ago

Why is Texture 5th and 8th currently, just that much aura?

posted 2 days ago

only way an EU team gets a win

posted 2 days ago

A man can't even shitpost in peace smh what has this world come to 😞

posted 2 days ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted 2 days ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted 2 days ago

Here are my personal rules for posting on VLR:

  1. Be a decent human being
  2. Think about what you're saying before you say it
  3. Try to be supportive, don't be a hater
  4. Anything predictionary is probably better left unsaid

It's really not that complicated. I just follow these 4 simple rules. Over 90% of my posts are upvoted, and the posts that are downvoted are still in the single digits.

posted 2 days ago

I don't get out of bed for less than 6 figures fam

posted 2 days ago

10 years in prison, chance of parole after 8

court adjourned

posted 2 days ago

Tell it to the judge

posted 2 days ago

ThinkingManValorant pays moderator CanadaMan to advertise his channel with VLR posts due to declining viewership

posted 2 days ago

@mods ban for advertising

bringing up a washed CC that no one cares about as a paid mod for his channel

posted 2 days ago

you WILL watch Fnatic get embarrassed by yetujey

posted 2 days ago

Why are you replying to me refuting someone else's take, ion know this guy

posted 2 days ago

nAts matches played with shitquid = too many
nAts achievements with shitquid = 0

posted 2 days ago

More money and more opportunity to win a trophy obviously

I know money and winning is scary to EMEA fans, but Sayf is good and deserves it.

posted 2 days ago

True, he can join TL and not make international events all year and be remembered as a lurking bum from 2022 for the rest of his career ig

wait I confused him with shAts for a second, my bad

posted 2 days ago

VIT prob better org to play for then C9 anyway lowk

Not like either are ever gonna win anything kkkkkkkk, and he doesn't have to deal with j0ck

posted 2 days ago

erm then why do I have a notification that says:

regions ranking
reply from Mortadelo
So you're trying to say China is better than EMEA, because EMEA had easy pass to playoffs cause we played China? Sounds very logical xDD

you clearly said that to me

posted 2 days ago

sayf fix:

leave BUMEA and come to America

posted 2 days ago

I literally said they're equal

EMEA education

TH and FPX are evenly matched, FUT clears DRG, and EDG absolutely destroys Fraudnatic

posted 2 days ago
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