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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: June 1, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Singular Masters win + never won a regional final despite NA being a 1 team region in 2022

In terms of achievements bro doesn't clear that many people in the goat discussion

posted 1 week ago

I just came a little

posted 1 week ago

I wasn't taking last year into account. This year ardiis has been insane and looks like 2022 ardiis again

posted 1 week ago
  1. Leo - Perfect player

  2. benjyfishy - Absolutely insane fragging, great decision making, actual untouchable anchor player and a clutch god, best vibes merchant in EMEA

  3. cNed - Finally seems to have the confidence and the freedom to take advantage of his insane mechanics

  4. ardiis - Incredibly flexible, has very good supportive util on flash initiators and still puts up insane numbers even on support roles

  5. Alfajer - Actual inhuman mechanical skill

  6. MiniBoo - Absurdly high mechanical skill and insane entry capabilities, plays with negative self preservation and enables Heretics' aggressive playstyle

  7. qRaxs - Is good for like 5 free rounds that should've been unwinnable every series. Will frequently 3k from spots that should be at best one and done's and clutches impossible rounds while providing great supportive util

  8. Shao - Fairly self explanatory, makes very few mistakes, has insane fragging and has fantastic utility

  9. Wo0t - The other enabler of Heretics' aggresive playstyle, he's an insanely good second entry and fills any holes in Heretics' gameplan

  10. Chronicle - Puts up insane numbers while playing hard support, insanely good utility usage and maybe has the biggest clutch factor out of anyone in EMEA

Honourable Mentions - RieNs, Sayf, N4RRATE, marteen, tomaszy, yetujey, Elite, SUYGETSU

posted 1 week ago

Honestly I have them as favourites to win Shanghai. PRX have choked too much for me to believe they could beat 100T

Obviously if PRX win Shanghai I'll fucking cum enough to end world hunger but until it happens I will be on the doomer train

posted 1 week ago

RRQ now definitively top 5, possibly top 3-4 depending on how well the team gels

posted 1 week ago

Yoman to RRQ would actually go so hard ngl

posted 1 week ago

Redgar above Boo is actually mental icl

posted 1 week ago

zeddy, soulcas, Sayonara in 2 years time when he turns 18 because he looks like the next Wo0t

posted 1 week ago

Babybay hijacking the broadcast to yap about irrelevant scrims on FaZe so he can remind everyone he used to be a pro and desperately try and advertise himself to orgs for half of the games in Shanghai. I pray he's not casting the Grand Finals.

posted 1 week ago

Chainsaw Man

posted 1 week ago

Jinggg, goes 102/79/23 across the series

posted 2 weeks ago

Just had his first negative map of 2024, in which he went -2. Polaris farmers league or soulcas finally fixed his inconsistency issues and become the caliber of player that can smurf tier 2?

posted 2 weeks ago

Furia
mibr
KOI
GM8 (50/50 matchup)
Bleed
DFM
GE
Nova
JDG
Tyloo
All Gamers

Congratulations NRG on becoming the 33rd best franchised team

posted 2 weeks ago

Duelist - kiNgg
Flex - Saadhak (IGL of the IGL's)
Initiator - stax
Controller - Boo
Sentinel - Laz/johnqt

posted 2 weeks ago

Bruh, NAVI were already basically locked for Champs and got robbed of 2 Masters events purely because they had to face the best EMEA team in a single elim BO3 twice. Why would they make changes that fuck up the existing structure and chemistry of the team?

posted 2 weeks ago

Where does paTiteK go? This guy is too good of a supportive player to not have a spot in tier 1. He could probably greatly improve Liquid, KOI or GX (although I'd only want that if those teams changed a bit more around if they signed pati so he would be on a good team)

posted 2 weeks ago

vo0kashu will mentally attack every enemy team by tossing the pistol round then forcing a naked Vandal with no util and utterly destroy their mental

posted 2 weeks ago

Tbh I have more faith in KPI than Apeks

posted 2 weeks ago

pANcada incoming? Oh I'm getting close

posted 2 weeks ago

Win win for me then, either my goats finally win and by extension overcome the choking problem and start winning even more trophies and become the Astralis of Valorant, or I get a free bundle

posted 2 weeks ago

Achilios and Paperthin get to cast I believe their first Grand Finals (because realistically who else could do it without Brenshow or Panpoc)

posted 2 weeks ago

Melee - RGX Blade, RGX Firefly, Xenohunter Knife
Vandal - Champions '23, Prelude to Chaos, Reaver, Glitchpop
Phantom - Recon, Glitchpop, Oni
Spectre - Ion, Prime
Classic - Radiant Crisis
Ghost - Sovereign
Sheriff - Reaver
Operator - Reaver, Forsaken, Cryostasis

posted 2 weeks ago

Me when there are only 2 flex players in tier 2 NA

posted 2 weeks ago

Felt like he was the only one on the whole team who was shooting back. Is this so they can put Demon1 full time smokes and Jett like 100t do with Cryo? Marved already plays Viper for them anyways I don't see why he couldn't pull a bang and just be perma Viper while Ethan plays flash initiators plus Killjoy, Victor plays Raze + senti on Jett maps and crashies plays scan initiators.

Only possibility is they're replacing him with a smokes IGL but then who even are the smokes IGL's in NA?

posted 2 weeks ago

Bedge game, hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

posted 2 weeks ago

Depends honestly. Regular season LEV doesn't drop a round. Playoffs LEV loses 1-2 with every map going to OT

posted 2 weeks ago

Dragon Ranger Gaming, my glorious king vo0kashu will become the official CEO of Valorant

posted 2 weeks ago

SEN with a break, yes. NRG would get 5 rounds a map at most

posted 2 weeks ago

vo0kashu always forces naked Vandals with no util after losing pistol, that is the most terrifying thing ever. I'd never wanna play that guy

Probably G2 ngl, T1 have had higher peaks this season and seemed to just be mega slumped in regular season, plus they had to play 4 games in 2 weeks so that certainly didn't help

posted 2 weeks ago

Aight as a certified T1 hopium addict that is the worst bait I've ever seen

posted 2 weeks ago

In terms of calling, probably like 2nd or 3rd below FNS and ANGE1

In terms of shooting, 2nd behind kiNgg

posted 2 weeks ago

You are what CS fans think we all are. Cease

posted 2 weeks ago

I mean he's pretty fuckin close to it

posted 2 weeks ago

DRG will play both these teams to make playoffs and go on a run

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah idk about LEV at 9th chief

posted 2 weeks ago

Me when the complete rookie who just turned 18 goes negative against a team with Alfajer, Leo, Chronicle and Derke in his 5th game in T1 ever (he's clearly terrible and not fit for competition, and will never improve)

posted 2 weeks ago

MiniBoo, bro looks like such a Chad

posted 2 weeks ago

I thought the G2 script was winning NA and then not winning a map

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah 100t are just kinda running over G2. Kind of a stomp. So disappointing when u realise we could've had regular season form LEV vs 100t. That would've been a banger

posted 2 weeks ago

Idk, one of my friends said Leo looks like he'd be a manipulator and gave massive red flags, now I can't unsee it

posted 2 weeks ago

TH are getting experience diffed, their mental is boomed

posted 2 weeks ago

They massively choked against PRX at Madrid despite looking like the way better team, now the same thing is happening against FNC. It seems like this team has a choking problem. Fucks sake, why are all my favourite teams chokers?

posted 2 weeks ago

Why is this guy shooting bodies like he did something? Little bro was just baiting Leo while he was getting a 4k with a stinger

posted 2 weeks ago

This genuinely looks like match fixing. Wtf is happening?

posted 2 weeks ago

How much is he gonna play up the China trolling and get booed by the crowd at Shanghai?

posted 2 weeks ago

It's the Grand Finals of Masters Shanghai. FNC vs FPX. Initially FNC are doing well, they take the first two maps then go up 9-3 on the third. All is going well for them. But then, Boaster sees something. BerLIN has Omen TP'd directly in front of him. It's a blunder. It should be a free kill. It should be the round secured. But then a flash of recognition enters Boaster's mind. He recalls 2022. They have beaten FPX 4 times in a row. They look poised to win Copenhagen. But then they choke, and the chance at a trophy slips from their grasp. Then he looks back to BerLIN's character model manifesting in front of him, and doesn't see BerLIN. Instead, he sees ANGE1. And Boaster can't handle it. He begins stammering, shaking, his aim isn't what it should be. He whiffs every shot. And as his Vandal shots dance between BerLIN's legs, he is one tapped by his bucky as the Omen teleport finishes. Boaster then looks over to the other side of the stage, and manifesting behind BerLIN is a figure all too familiar to him. It is ANGE1. There in the flesh. His supple mustache, his croissant shaped hairline. ANGE1 reaches out and places a hand on BerLIN's shoulder. "Now it's your turn my son." ANGE1 proclaims. BerLIN smiles, and sheds a single tear. "谢谢大师" he replies, before turning his focus back to the game, and one tapping the rest of the FNC members with his bucky. He then proceeds to lead FPX to a reverse sweep, winning the trophy in front of their home crowd.

posted 3 weeks ago

I feel like this is kind of an unfair way of looking at TH. They were 2 rounds off of beating SEN, who were the eventual winners of Madrid, then had to play a team tied for the most top 4 finishes in international events and again, nearly won. And they did all that with a stand in who's firepower wasn't anywhere near the level of the competition, as well as 3 complete rookies who's only tier 1 experience was kickoff.

Now that they have Wo0t, as well as some more experience as a roster, I expect them to make a deep run at Shanghai

posted 3 weeks ago
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