Yory
Flag: Zimbabwe
Registered: May 28, 2023
Last post: May 30, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Posts: 243
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thoughts?

posted 3 months ago

what are you doing to that drunk deer that makes it fantastic....

posted 3 months ago

all bad imo

posted 3 months ago

no I don't listen to metal don't like that genre either

posted 3 months ago

rap is the worst music genre, even worse than country

posted 3 months ago

How is it possible that no one use comms in COMPETITIVE? Is really frustrating.

posted 3 months ago

well it was either valorant or minecraft

posted 3 months ago

what abt harbor??

posted 3 months ago

happy birthday FrenchToast

posted 3 months ago

when part 2

posted 3 months ago

are you a girl

posted 3 months ago

i'll make your ass wet tonight 😊

posted 3 months ago

Title, essentially, I find it really hard to entry and gets frags on a lot of maps (mainly sunset and split) as a duelist. For instance, on this game (https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/yoryzilla%23roar/overview) I was playing out of my mind on defense but when it came to attack I fell off hard. Now this could've just been a team diff or a skill diff or something, but i notice this problem in a lot of games and I really want to fix it. If it helps, i main duelist, specifically raze, reyna and jett.

EDIT: i messed up the link for the map, just scroll down to the sunset game

posted 3 months ago

Ascent- reyna/raze/jett
Split- raze/reyna/jett
Bind- raze/reyna/jett
Icebox- reyna/jett
Breeze- reyna/jett
Lotus- raze/jett/reyna
Sunset- raze/reyna/jett

posted 4 months ago

yeah...

posted 4 months ago

dont quit

posted 4 months ago

what did u do i need contex

posted 4 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 4 months ago

pls dont call me that :c

posted 4 months ago

ion want to go to jail but alr

posted 4 months ago

my bad bro

posted 4 months ago

kay, should i also aim train? I used to aim train everyday but i stopped because my aim was already pretty good

posted 4 months ago

what bug

posted 4 months ago

I CALL RYAN πŸ“ž THIS GUY πŸ‘¨ IS MID BALL UP πŸ€ I THINK πŸ€” IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE πŸ’… COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY πŸ˜• IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH πŸ”₯ RING πŸ“ž FOR IMT πŸ‘‘ PLAY AGAINST T 1️⃣ IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW. HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.

posted 4 months ago

no can do sir

posted 4 months ago

i'll kill you in bed :3

posted 4 months ago

how do i not be bad and i dont miss anyone and i dont like playing reyna only and what is profit

posted 4 months ago

who do i hire

posted 4 months ago

what does this mean, irl or in game

posted 4 months ago

I'm hardstuck silver 3 how do i get out and become the best valorant player (SERIOUS)

EDIT: IM PLAT 2 NOW YAY

posted 4 months ago

fr

posted 4 months ago

this is indeed the start of a bad romance

posted 4 months ago

human flesh is my favorite

posted 4 months ago

how much money

posted 4 months ago

cubbies
such a silly word

posted 4 months ago

GL !!!

posted 4 months ago

idk who that is but Micheal Jordan is better

posted 4 months ago

c0ck

posted 4 months ago

i always end up climaxxing anyways

posted 4 months ago

scared emoji

posted 4 months ago

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posted 4 months ago

mew!!! :3 :3

posted 4 months ago

what is gooning

posted 4 months ago

mew mew mew

posted 4 months ago

they look like gang members lol

posted 4 months ago

😊

posted 4 months ago

probably.

posted 4 months ago
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