Pooh
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Registered: June 27, 2023
Last post: May 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Posts: 502
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oh no guys SomeoneLikeU is gonna be mad if C0M doesn't please him with his gameplay. It's so over for LEV 🙏

posted 1 month ago

you're an L

posted 1 month ago

yeah but the director was overdosing on the funny white powder

posted 1 month ago

Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball tacshooter fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Raze ults get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Valorant is back baby.

posted 1 month ago

the whole damn circus i say

posted 1 month ago

top 3 most disappointing teams you mean

posted 1 month ago

My favorite is 3 and unity. Blackflag is pretty good too

posted 1 month ago

why was sacy arrested lmao

posted 1 month ago

I kinda really like honey so thats whree the inspiration for that name came from

posted 2 months ago

I just feel like they play better each time they go against sen, but sen stays miles ahead of them. Could just be me tho

posted 2 months ago

SEN vs 100T. Each time 100t come back stronger and each time i'm surprised sen boys make it out alive

posted 2 months ago

"STACYY" lmao

posted 2 months ago

Depends on what you're looking for. Personally all i can think of right now is Totally Accurate Battle simulator or maybe Beamng drive. Both very fun games

posted 2 months ago

i smell jealousy through the screen

posted 2 months ago

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME!

posted 2 months ago

i hope they won it.

posted 2 months ago

no 🗿

posted 2 months ago

well he's still in sen...so that means his team got a masters win?
Bro's pure handsomeness was enough to boost sen to the win

posted 2 months ago

Only the beginning tho >:)
more buttclenching and heartstopping games to come

posted 2 months ago

As goatqt said, there's no failures, only delayed successes. Bro will bounce back

posted 2 months ago

I lowkey cried after watching kaplan cry post-game lol. Its been so damn long man

posted 2 months ago

Zellsis i did my part 😭😭😭

posted 2 months ago

as a sen fan i have to follow zellsis's footsteps and scream at you to BUY THE SENTINELS BUNDLE

posted 2 months ago

americas, emea, apac, china, all of them

posted 2 months ago

1st Masters Shanghai

posted 2 months ago

🤫

posted 2 months ago

thats so cool. Can't wait to watch his vid post Sen madrid win

posted 2 months ago

pretty cool dude. i remember i got so hyped when he screenshoted and showed my vlr message with james_ff in one of his videos lmao

posted 2 months ago

They deleted?? Nah i was waiting for my first skin

posted 2 months ago

THEY DID ITTTTTTTT

posted 2 months ago

AFTER MORE THAN 1000 DAYS THE FAITHFUL HAVE BEEN REWARDED

posted 2 months ago

im gonna cry my heart cant take this

posted 2 months ago

NOT EVEN CLOSE
UNCLENCHES BUTT CHEEKS

posted 2 months ago

real ones dont claim them

posted 2 months ago

The prx bundle just looks miles better. Without marketing i doubt sen would be even top 3.

posted 2 months ago

Did you mean carrera?

posted 2 months ago

Lamborghini Aventador S, or the lp700-4, Sesto elemento, Mclaren f1, Pagani utopia. More too but can't fit all of them lol

posted 2 months ago

i apologise for my ignorance

posted 2 months ago

However this is not always the case i guess, they can also do other changes to their names such as changing ardiss into fartiss.

posted 2 months ago

I think they add 0 to their names as a way of saying they have 0 impact on the game. Like if a player does bad during a game they add a 0 to it. That's just my guess tho

posted 2 months ago

doubt...but imma comment anyways

also what do you mean comment? vlr has "posts", no "comments"

posted 2 months ago

took me a bit but i got it

posted 2 months ago

I was gonna say Zellsis the elite twerk star but that works too

posted 2 months ago

no Sacy's the bald legend

posted 2 months ago

johnqt my hero

posted 2 months ago

troll, do not respond

posted 2 months ago

Tenz my king

posted 2 months ago

yeah the last thing you need in a lower grand finals is your coach popping a vein and just dying

posted 2 months ago

Probably true. Also i think i saw tenz in the post game interview saying he was zoned out the whole time or something. Just hope they play good today.

posted 2 months ago

bro everyone except maybe johnqt was on an off day 💀

posted 2 months ago
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