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#1
Psion

im going to give everyone a pokemon based on ur vibes
( I CANT CATCH A FUCKING GIRAFFE AND NEED SMTHN TO DO)

#2
Asvka
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:3

#3
Psion
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litleo

#4
number1_cNed_fan
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hello

#6
Psion
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you and all the cned fans/haters are a Wishiwashi in school form

#7
number1_cNed_fan
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LMFAO

#36
K4ziuHa
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🔥🔥🔥

#59
number1_cned_hater
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I AM NOT INVOLVED WITH THEM!

#60
Psion
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too bad u don't have a vhoice

#62
number1_cNed_fan
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stfu toaster change ur name back then

#64
number1_cned_hater
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mods aint letting me bud im trying

#5
Typer
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🙂‍↕️

#9
Psion
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flabebe

#8
geospliced
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Psion!

#10
Psion
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alakazam

#23
number1_cNed_fan
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lmao this is so correct

#24
geospliced
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Is it really?

#27
Psion
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maybe delphox is a bit more accurate, but you are one of the smarter ppl on this website, you are AT LEAST more hard working and take more time to think abt stuff than I do

#29
geospliced
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Thank you Psion that's very thoughtful of you

#11
Warlordwibz
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Brouhaha

#12
Psion
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EDG flair so i think of absol, it has chinese symbolism iirc

#13
Tryeue2
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me

#14
Psion
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boi u da stage 1 hippopotamus looking ass pokemon

#17
Tryeue2
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hippoK

#15
altsright
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Sup

#20
Psion
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FNC flair = trubbish

#16
lielahh
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hi

#18
Psion
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you and cloudy are both rhyHORNYs bc https://www.vlr.gg/346735/daddies-ranked-updated-may-2024 and the other one i'm not bothering to find
in all seriousness, probably eevee?

#19
lielahh
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i mean i did have eevee as my pfp for like the best part of 3 years

#22
Psion
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how tf u make ur VLR profile pic eevee

#54
lielahh
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not on vlr on disc/twitter

#57
Psion
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ah ok

#61
Psion
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wait why tf did i think there were VLR pfps

#21
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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yo

#26
Psion
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cramorant bc they choke on food a lot, like PRX

#25
oriole
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Hi

#28
Psion
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fletchling, i read your name as the oriole 'bird" and fletchling is the closest thing i can think of

#30
humble_y0y_10k
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grbtnnewerbwwrrbrbwbr

#32
Psion
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Polteageist

#31
Elso
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Yo

#33
Psion
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abomasnow

#38
Elso
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Ew

#41
Psion
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I could've said garbodor bc of ur flair

#34
Psion
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guys this is turning into me stereotyping flags/flairs im ngl

#35
Conut
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helloo

#37
Psion
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salamance bc ur my goat
for a serious answer you seem like lapras

#40
Conut
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lapras so cute omg

#44
Psion
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yeah lapras is a pretty pokemon i said lapras bc i think they make great friends

#39
HenBabyH
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ME

#42
Psion
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bidoof

#47
HenBabyH
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😲

the strongest pokémon in the game 😏

#55
Psion
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i said it bc no offense i see u as a naive VLR user

#99
HenBabyH
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thanks ☺️

#56
Tryeue2
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coz you are my slave(hm)

#43
Tryeue2
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s0n fan you get rob moore

#45
Badtzmaru
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Gen1

#48
Psion
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electabuzz

#52
Badtzmaru
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kekw :D

#46
BruteAXE
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mE :3

#49
Psion
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geodude but fluffy

#66
BruteAXE
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thats cute <3

#50
heyman
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I mostly lurk on this site

#51
Psion
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haunter

#58
heyman
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Dope, my second favorite line

#53
Tryeue2
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heyman

#63
Yory
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:3

#65
Psion
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dragonair

#67
Achilles
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yo sup

#69
Psion
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Phantump

#68
botfragger432
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Psion's favourite Pokemon :)

#70
Psion
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nope u are not salamance

#71
Tryeue2
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u like salamence 🤮
kartana clears

#72
Psion
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WHO THE FUCK IS KARTANA

#74
Tryeue2
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the best pokemon

#84
botfragger432
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Then what Pokemon ?

#86
Psion
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dragonite, salamance but bad

#73
SilentCypher
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Hey there

#75
Psion
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horsea

#76
FireII
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im taking myself as charmeleon

#79
Psion
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i'll give you keckleon then

#77
Sir_Johnny123
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:P (first gen only bc thats all i know)

#78
Tryeue2
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u r mr rime

#80
Psion
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magmar

#88
Sir_Johnny123
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G

#81
yaiima0
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Meee

#82
Psion
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skitty

#83
Kirya
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sup

#85
Psion
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roserade

#96
Kirya
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Is that good

#123
Psion
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roserade is a very cool pokemon, tryeue looks at roserade r34, but thats bc he's weird.
its a pokemon that uses masquerading a lot and u masquerade behind the vise of being a femboy when you are actually a trans woman!!!!!!!!!

#130
Kirya
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is there a pokemon that has been falsely accused of being a femboy for no reason and now everyone calls him one for entire year? if yes that's me

#92
K4ziuHa
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Hypno (he also likes children)

#87
Kenjeh
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normal type please

#100
Psion
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sentret

#89
ShaoFeng
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Me

#104
Psion
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rayquaza

#157
ShaoFeng
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Thank you for giving me a good pokemon ☺️☺️☺️

#160
Psion
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shaofeng + DRG flair = asian dragon vibes and rayquaza is shaped like asian dragon

#171
ShaoFeng
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True

#90
cloudberry
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Hello

#106
Psion
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cherubi

#128
cloudberry
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I get that a lot

#91
MerkFreeks
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lezduit

#108
Psion
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muk

#109
Aayan
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bro got violated

#115
Psion
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i would not be talking check #20

#121
Aayan
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i will no longer be talking

#122
Psion
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good choice :)

#273
MerkFreeks
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is it cus the flair or?

#274
Psion
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partially, but merk sounds like muk

#275
MerkFreeks
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fair

#93
Anoymouse
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do me dinglenut.

#110
Psion
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dedenne

#142
Anoymouse
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wdym

#94
K4ziuHa
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3.14159265359

#111
Psion
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zebstrika

#124
K4ziuHa
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valid

#95
Aayan
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hello

#112
Psion
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Polteageist

#97
TM06Nick
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whats up bro

#113
Psion
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primeape

#207
TM06Nick
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Hmjj

#98
hellfire
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if it isn't Lando t I'm losing it

#114
Psion
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darumaka

#101
tungsten_cube
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can i have a pkoemon pls pookie

#116
Psion
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meowstic

#102
SomeoneLikeU
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Yo

#117
Psion
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Mimikyu

#129
SomeoneLikeU
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My fav is Talonflame but Mimikyu is cool

#135
Psion
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i love talonflame too, i picked mimikyu because of your name, it was either mimikyu or zoroark

#103
bronzil_enjoyer
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yo

#118
Psion
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carbink

#256
bronzil_enjoyer
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what's it's speciality

#105
ZettGundam
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digimon > pokemon

#120
Psion
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yeah you are definitely a garbodor

#127
K4ziuHa
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digimons are goofier than palafin hero form

#107
smthlikeyou11
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im actually curious ab this even tho ive never been into pokemon

#119
Psion
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machoke

#125
FrozenFlame
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I like gardevoir🗿

#126
Psion
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get off the alt tryeue

#136
Tryeue2
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im not that horny 😭

#131
TheBigBoiPenguin
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i love big stall

#132
Psion
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delibird

#133
Telextro_786
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me

#138
Psion
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heat rotom

#148
Telextro_786
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IM A FUCKING OVEN??

#149
Psion
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ur name is tele so i thought of something electrical LMFAOOOO

#134
kanyefan4238173
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hi i have always liked pokemon

#140
Psion
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weezing bc im jewish and ur name is kanye fan

#137
wykes
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Give me a 1st or 2nd gen pls
i dont know much about the other gens LOL

#141
Psion
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abra because kpi's players keep teleporting

#150
wykes
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🗿

#139
boilin_cockroach
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me! i know no pokemon except pikachu tho

#145
Psion
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then ur pichu, baby pikachu

#143
lyprum
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hey

#146
Psion
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budew

#144
STEWIK
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Me? I was a good 100T fan

#147
Psion
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hawlucha

#151
STEWIK
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epic, thanks bro

#197
Elso
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Cryogonal

#152
espeon
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u will never be able to guess

#153
Psion
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yk absol(chinese vibes) + espeon = umbreon, so you are umbreon

#154
espeon
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absol(chinese vibes) is crazy 😭

#155
Psion
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i looked it up and i'm not wrong
"Absol is likely based off the Bai Ze from Chinese Mythology, which was a white beast with a horn on its head that was considered to be massively intelligent."

#156
espeon
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did not know that wtf

#158
soonwookong
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by a girrafe u mean girafarig?

#159
Psion
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yes i meant girafarig, i caught it a while ago lol it just took like 200 encounters even though its like a 10% chance

#162
soonwookong
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damn i dont remember it being hard to catch, maybe because i havent played s/v or anything past xy atp

also gimme a mon <3

#163
Psion
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its pokemon brick bronze, roblox game(would 100% recommend)

#166
soonwookong
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nice, will try if i remember to reinstall roblox, thanks

#167
soonwookong
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also gimme a mon :'

#169
Psion
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u remind me of infernape

#170
soonwookong
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yay thanks <3

#272
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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you also played pbb?

#168
Tryeue2
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🤣 🫵

#161
Conceit
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Hit me with it Psion

#164
Psion
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ur definitely a goomy, a cute lil slimmy DRAGON ranger gaming fan

#165
Conceit
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REAL :3

#172
Manaphy
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😊

#173
Tryeue2
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phione

#175
Manaphy
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Don't ever compare me to that fraud Pokemon ever again.

#177
Tryeue2
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its almost the same pokemon bro

#178
Manaphy
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Manaphy is so much cooler, has better lore and is actually a decent mon. Phone is just...

#174
Psion
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azelf

#176
Manaphy
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W

#179
yukky
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!!!!!!!

#180
Psion
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tropius

#182
yukky
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thanks psion

#187
Psion
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i could've given you trabodor bc SEN flair but you are a chill SEN fan

#181
Pubber
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howdy

#183
Psion
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cubone

#184
danii1
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i already know what youre gonna give me but fk it

#186
Psion
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incineroar, alpha cat boy

#188
danii1
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color me surprised, i didnt expect that one

#189
Psion
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its the only cat i could think of besides meowth (which is reserved for acegamer bc most annoying pokemon for most annoying user) that stands on 2 legs like u do as a catboy

#190
Tryeue2
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persian?

#191
Psion
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boi u are dumb af

#192
Tryeue2
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i no see two leg constraint lemme be

#185
Pubber
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I LOVE CUBONE THANK YOU!!

#193
Sidyon
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What's good

#194
Psion
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slyveon

#202
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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purrugly

#195
sentekken
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halloo

#196
Psion
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unown (the Z)

#198
Klaw69
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what pokémon would you give yourself?

#199
Tryeue2
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glaceon

#228
Klaw69
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nicey!

#205
Psion
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If I don’t say ditto I’m trolling, it can turn into any other Pokémon in the game
If you include legendaries, probably mew he seems cute and also has powers

#227
Klaw69
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cute!

#200
horse69
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!

#204
Psion
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Blitzle

#201
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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sup driller

#203
Psion
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Rotom wash bc Sheydos is washed

#222
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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nah thats vile bro

#206
Cannot
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i'll play

also what's your favorite track from any pokemon ost?

#209
Psion
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Shuckle
I don’t know songs by name

#208
GlitchGull
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what's up

#212
Psion
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drifloon

#290
GlitchGull
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This was expected and unexpected at the same time

#210
Obelisk
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ight butt

#213
Psion
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wailord for no particular reason

#215
Obelisk
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i think there's a reason Psion....

#211
elament
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gaming

#216
Psion
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bagon

#214
lemondou
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u dont know me son

#217
Psion
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purugly because ur an OLD STINKY CAT FAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#218
Wingull
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i can't possibly imagine what pokemon i'd be

#226
Psion
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pelipper

#219
ShuGo
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wbme bro?

#224
Psion
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monferno

#220
AltonBu02
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of

#221
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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purrugly

#229
AltonBu02
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could've at least gave me grumpig or something D:

#231
Psion
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Miltank

#223
Badger8424
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hi

#225
Psion
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furret

#230
Ultimateattack
0
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hi

#233
Psion
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Porygon

#234
Mjtchell
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Ope

#241
Psion
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Numel

#235
Jihyeok
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Me

#249
Psion
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drowzee

#252
Jihyeok
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what are you trying to imply?

#258
Psion
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t1 flair

#261
Jihyeok
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fair enough where's my other T1 flair bro ButterflyEffect23

#262
Psion
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idk he aint here though

#236
ALoKi007
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I already know my pokemon type but still I need a reconsideration...

#245
K4ziuHa
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Whats your pokemon type??

#264
ALoKi007
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you 😳

#271
K4ziuHa
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😍

#251
Psion
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ralts

#265
ALoKi007
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am i that bad 😔

#266
Psion
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no but ur type is gardevoir

#268
ALoKi007
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Sheesh thanks

#237
k1rby
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yo

#253
Psion
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munchlax

#238
kapteN
1
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Sure do me

#257
Psion
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durant

#239
kaesra
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surely vaporeon

#243
Psion
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Tryeue get off da alt
I’m giving u golduck

#246
Tryeue2
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mate what the hell i dont like fucking v0p0re0n

#240
Nisham
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YOOOO brother gib me pokemon

#242
Psion
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Piloswine

#244
Nisham
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We both hairy

#247
badutsirkus
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i want gardevoir

#259
Psion
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gallade

#248
CoCloudy
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me me me !!

#250
Tryeue2
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lopunny

#270
CoCloudy
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why lopunny kinda.... 🤤

#254
Psion
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u are rhyhorn AKA rhyHORNY

#269
CoCloudy
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ERMMM
EXCUSE YOU

#263
Sandy_05
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metroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#267
Tryeue2
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loudred

#276
61Hiko
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I'm the most complete fighter in the world

#279
Psion
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conkeldurr

#277
Siigma777
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me

#278
Psion
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Frags
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SLUGMA

#298
Siigma777
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I deserved that

#299
Psion
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Frags
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You are the baby of slugma and pancham

#280
BrayanDOU37
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Meeeee

#281
Psion
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Klefki

#282
CaptainLatios
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Yo

#283
Psion
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latias

#289
CaptainLatios
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Ily :)

#284
Vortax
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yo

#285
Psion
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thunderous

#286
Vortax
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i fw it

#287
Wronghand
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I'm cool with whatever as long as the mf is roundish

#288
Psion
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sentret

#291
TakoSaki
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🗿

#293
Psion
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Hydreigon

#292
BathW0ter
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_<

#294
Psion
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Weedle

#295
Jinxypoo
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:3

#296
Psion
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Milotic mixed with munchlax

#297
Psion
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Ok this one seems very weird with no context

#301
Psion
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ok so the context is, if conut is lapras, you are milotic, lapras but worse. But i also think you eat a lot(not that ur fat u just eat a lot) so i added munchlax

#305
Jinxypoo
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Bros got a perfect read on me 😭

#300
LordJJJ
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do I need to change my flair to get a dragon? :3

#302
Psion
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arcanine

#303
acels
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hi

#304
Psion
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oshawott

#306
EDLxDinks
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pokemon

#307
Psion
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jinx

#308
EDLxDinks
1
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how tf

#310
Psion
1
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dinks -> jinx

#312
EDLxDinks
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tbf I am a purple person so it makes sense

#309
thenutoriousPRO
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me :3

#311
Psion
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nutleaf

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